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Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.
Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.
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Posted on: October 10, 2015

SlavaKosmina
验证所有者游戏: 319 评论: 50
If you actually played it …
… you could not rate it highly unless you were high, drunk, delusional or all of the above and here's why: Art, voice acting, music, setting, stability are all good. However, - There are no animations of any kind – you are dealing with voiced-over static 2-D paper dolls. - Dialogue options are limited but there are a lot of things you must memorize because the "girls" constantly quiz you and it gets annoying. The dialogue options are recycled and repeated often. ALL dialogue options are the SAME for all girls. - "Dating" means solving the "match some gems" puzzle. 98% of playtime you do exactly that and your "date" will fail if you forgot what color gems she likes or hates. - Puzzles start easy, but difficulty grows exponentially because the score you are required to attain is bumped from the initial 100 to over 600 after just a few successes solving previous puzzles while you are still limited to your original 20 moves (the game offers some help items to overcome this, but they don't really help). - While talking to the girls you must feed them non-stop. One phrase = minus 2 hunger bars. Three phrases and she will no longer talk to you unless you feed her… - In spite of the above complaints, the game can be enjoyable for a very short while… UNTIL you end up in your bedroom with a girl. That's when you go WTF (??!!) … because your reward is… TO SOLVE THE SAME PUZZLE with old constraints removed and NEW ones introduced. Now you must score 500 to have her climax, but it is impossible because the score meter is reset before you match the next set of gems. You may accidentally trigger some crazy combo and get to the 500 score, but you just cannot do it intelligently or on purpose. Even if you are a shaolin click-master you still cannot do it because the game does not begin to register your next input until the animation of the previous one has finished. Sorry, no room here to give more details.
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Posted on: December 6, 2015

AltheBiker
游戏: 153 评论: 7
Get a life, you bunch of sad tossers
The funniest thing is the sad justifications in the reviews below that it is a good game. You (and anyone who plays this) are a bunch of saddo gamers who haven't a girlfriend, live at home with yer mum, are seriously overweight and have a serious BO problem. If you want a wank go to Redtube or Pornhub and get this softporn sad wanker game off GOG. Seriously GOG what are you thinking ? My kids look on here to download games.
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Posted on: October 9, 2015

rmatec
游戏: 361 评论: 9
WTF?
What to say about this piece of software..... another piece of japanese-like rubbish invading our desktops. There is no way of escaping.
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Posted on: October 9, 2015

Skabb15
游戏: 评论: 13
Losers rejoice!
Are you a pathetic teenager who's parents block 99% of the internet? Are you such a wretched piece of human s#!t that no female would ever talk to you much less date you? Do you dream of beating off to cartoons while imagining the little girls at the bustop down the street? (Sorry, that was uncalled for. Even though these are drawings of 10 year olds, they have been given DD's so that you dont have to feel like someone who should be shot, even though it's completely true.) With this game, you can hide from yourself (but nobody else) and continue to deny that you are scum who deserves pain, suffering and death. You are garbage that needs to be picked up and thrown away.
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