Posted on: July 18, 2025
iMacOfDeath
验证所有者游戏: 103 评论: 7
There's No Laws Against the Coromon
That said, the ending is rather abrupt, and unless you actually liked the battles and catching Coromon, then you’ll likely be like me and be done with the game after your first playthrough. The story is just that eye rolling I could not stomach another run, and sadly, while some Coromon are pretty cool looking, especially in their shiny forms, a lot of Coromon are not very interesting at all. And worse yet, there’s no genders and no waifu looking ones. Heck, there’s very few human looking Coromon in general. A whole range of animals, but when it comes to bipedal, only a few who take a real wild imagination to sexify. My own team consisted of a giant bee, a polar bear, an underground weasel, a ghost cat, an octopus shaped water alien, and an electric tiger. I mostly ran this team for the coverage, and because all of them were some level of shiny, as Coromon has two levels of shiny type. Not only do shinies here look different from the regular versions, but they also have vastly better stats. So it pays to run a team with “perfect” potency. Overall it is what you’d expect from a knockoff Pokemon game, built with real gamers in mind and not stupid children and horny old men. But it was also written in a format closely resembling proto-brainrot, chuck full of cringe memes, terrible jokes, and face palming innuendos. The pixel art was great, but the lacking number of different Coromon and their genderless, waifu-less aspects bored my horny brain. Really wish Nintendo would make a Pokemon with the soundtrack of something like Violet, with the antagonist team from Sun and Moon, the mechanics of Coromon, and a story where you’re not a stupid kid who wants to be the very best. Lemme play as an adult dammit! Coromon gets a 6.6 out of 10
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