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Door Kickers: Action Squad

Ass Lover

The intro screen with the alpha blending particles and funky sound with the logo really give me nostaliga , a retro look but whit millions of colors , ARGB , its an average game but it works for me, its overpriced when its not on sale. Why well the gfx are made very fast on modern computers when not using Amiga Deluxe Paint when you have to think how to use the pixels or simulair adobe have filters and great easy tools, the code its good but today that also dont take alot of hard work to do, in any case its worth a buy on sale.

3 gamers found this review helpful
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine

WIno or beer

It's better not be that cheap stuff california white wine!

2 gamers found this review helpful
Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

Boring

Gonna smash this crap to bits, more fun to play UNO

Serious Sam: The First Encounter

Sam Da Man

One of the fps games that you got when buying a computer back then, nothing fancy , got the dev console , beer friendly, and simple fun, and you dont have to drink tea looking for womens earrings.

2 gamers found this review helpful
XCOM: Enemy Unknown Complete Pack

UFO sighted in 1030

We are nothing but GRAYS mass controlled by the system It would had 5 stars if they not tried to hid the game scripts rules in the resource data of the exe, why do that , why hid variables that are used to make it easy or hard gameplay, that just shows that the game makers aint looking for the user to be entertained its shows you have to play with this default shit to suffer even that we didnt do it when me made this game ??

2 gamers found this review helpful
Sherlock Holmes: Secret of the Silver Earring

Da Manly Man

Yeah his back this time the wimpy English P.I and his dorky companion tries to find some womens earrings, , what happend next.... well if its on dirt cheaps sales buy it to see for yourself else take a look at more crap at Harry Potters dork pages. Cheers!

2 gamers found this review helpful
King's Bounty: Dark Side

Its fun to be the Villian

Rumours are that the poster babe for this are in Rammstein - Sonne (Official Video), taking advance of the dwarfs as slave labours.

4 gamers found this review helpful
Life is Strange: Complete Season

A chick flick

Only real con i have of these multi using the same code to make maxium profit for xbox,computers or playstation is the check point save system, its wouldnt cost millions to have a check flag if its runs on a computer lets us save everywhere .

2 gamers found this review helpful
Crookz - The Big Heist

---'--,----@

Reminds me of the SOG (Stonage age old games) They stoled a million on the C64 , , i dont have patience for these types of games anymore its prolly because it aint as fun to play as when you where a teen or child anymore, just bought it for i got LMB trigger happy at the moment on sales. :-)

1 gamers found this review helpful
Clive Barker's Undying

DX9 my ass it aint.

Almost all games before dx8 (there where very big changes from dx6 to dx7 and inline assembler sometime was used back then when microsoft tried to be as good as glide and open gl), often dont start or the hid aint found on my nvidia GTX980 card with GOG dx wrapper, someone send them a card so they can debug and fix this crap. Its getting annoying that i need to play them on a ten years old computer when its says dx9.

5 gamers found this review helpful