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Anger Foot

Horrible art style - tedious gameplay

If you wanna go around kickin' mobs of enemies - but DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT AND MAGIC instead. This game looks awful (on purpose) and gets bring real fast. First of all you basically kick down doors, and kick or shoot baddies. It could have been a side-scroller because 95% of the time you're only advancing in one direction (straight ahead). Want a great "Boomer Shooter"? Get DUSK instead!

14 gamers found this review helpful
Fallout

Tedious & buggy

While still better than any Fallout Bethesda crapped out I found this rather a tedious slog of a game to get through. I also met a game breaking bug regarding the first (time limited) quest that made it impossible to go on. Since I had no prior saves the only solution would have been to restart. Hard pass. It might have been good at the time it came out, but everything about it is unappealing nowadays. I also don't care for the out of place "humor" of the game.

Hands of Necromancy

Hexen 3? Nope!

As much as I wish for a Hexen 3 or Heretic 3 - this ain't it. Where the original Heretic & Hexen bleed atmosphere, Hands of Necromancy is lacking. Enemy sprites range from okay'ish to poor. The Necromancer is a poor choice to be the player character - at no time did I feel like one while wielding a sword, firing off fireballs, tornados and ice rings. With Hexen and Heretic readily available here as a collection for $9.99 I'd say buy those instead.

6 gamers found this review helpful
STAR WARS™: Dark Forces Remaster

Over-priced & no free saving

Call me old-fashioned but I don't think that not being able to save during a mission is good game design. $30 for a game from 1995 that only received a HD texture face lift is not justified. Especially since modders already did all the heavy lifting.

23 gamers found this review helpful
Descent 2

A decent shooter...

Surely a technical marvel when it released, it's best enjoyed with the DXX-Rebirth source port which allows for higher resolutions than the 800x600 the game comes with. My gripes are with the controls - standard controls are unplayable (the source port fixes that somewhat) but the 360 degrees movement comes with issues, like orientation. I am not a fan of the mandatory timed escape sequences after every mission that give you 90 seconds to escape the detonating mine (you better memorized where the exit is...). Gameplay-wise it's repetitive, despite some variations in the textures: you fly through a mine, shooting at several flying robots/drones while hunting for 3 color-coded keys to find the reactor which you need to blow up and then escape. It improves on the original with improved graphics and balancing and more variety when it comes to textures. Enemies are more intelligent than those found in other shooters of that era as they dodge, flee and ambush. It's a decent shooter but I prefer classic DOOM.

Rise of the Triad (2013)

"Press any key to continue..."

pressing... pressing... still pressing... ... ... ... ... still pressing... ... any moment now... ... ... ... geez, this is like Arizona counting ballots! ... ... ... ... still here pressing keys... ... ... hey watch me I can press 10 keys at once! ... ... ... ... ... ... ah, fuck it, uninstalling this shit!

6 gamers found this review helpful
Project Warlock

Nope

I did not like the art style at all. It just looks ... weird and ugly. The enemies just look goofy like monsters drawn by a six year old. The game also seems to have an identity crisis. Warlock implies fanatasy - as in Heretic & Hexen. But it emphasizes guns. Didn't really care for that mash up. You can't save the game as you please. It wants to be a "retro" game, but all these retro shooters had a save game feature.

3 gamers found this review helpful
Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition

Platforming does not belong in a shooter

Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter! Platforming does not belong in a shooter!

6 gamers found this review helpful
God of War

Babysitter simulator

I don't get the hype around this game at all. It's a glorified babysitter simulator.

69 gamers found this review helpful
Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Easily GOTY 2018

This has got to be one of the best - if not the best RPGs ever made, a game that really does justice to the actual ROLE PLAYING. Looking at the trash that actually "won" GOTY 2018... God of War, figures... Kingdom Come Deliverance is not for everybody, it definitely is NOT a mainstream game. There is no character creation, you play as Henry, a peasant, a nobody, who can't swing a sword, who can't shoot a bow, who can't pick a lock. Yet. Even once mastered, Henry still will never be a powerhouse taking out an entire bandit camp like in Skyrim. KCD is as much an RPG as it is a medieval simulation. It's loosely based on real life history, therefore there are no dragons or other fantasy creatures. The game is hard. You will die A LOT. You can only save the game when you have a special item ("savior schnaps") or leave the game (bookmarked, gets deleted when you resume). It can get frustrating, as savior schnaps is expensive and hard to come by. While character models look dated, the landscape looks great for 2018. Voice acting is really great as well. The first person view allows for max. immersion and there are many ways to actually solve the many quests. The fantastic art style, beautiful open world even puts the Witcher 3 to shame. The combat is an acquired taste. It's more realistic than just hitting the left mouse button. It takes time and practice and retrying. It's also great to have a game that doesn't copy Dark Souls and has you rolling around the floor like a hog - in full armor.

7 gamers found this review helpful