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Blood West

GOTY

Would Prodigal Daughter. Without mask. Would Boo Hag. Without skin. Would Skadegamutc. As is. All three at the same time. While Annabelle, Mary and Alvaro watch. With Orb of Night on my hip and Old Faithful on my head.

2 gamers found this review helpful
Tomb Raider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft

Censored

So you want me to look at your eye-rolling current year message every time I boot up the game and you STILL censored Pierre's jacket?

429 gamers found this review helpful
Expeditions: Conquistador

My favorite Expeditions game

Recruited only girls for my expedition, got native wife as a gift from locals, expedition had an orgy with Amazons, massacred locals with our superior guns, found El Dorado. 9/10 because no Chel.

6 gamers found this review helpful
The Settlers® 2: Gold Edition

Nostalgia

Managed to complete 4th mission in 10 hours.

4 gamers found this review helpful
Baldur's Gate 3

Okay

Okay for an AAA slop RPG, some Finkcore elements here and there. Waiting for preggo drow update.

14 gamers found this review helpful
Cyberpunk 2077

Imagine

Imagine having a limited time to not only watch but also give money to parasocial twitch grifters to get the full game after already paying for it.

11 gamers found this review helpful
Mafia III: Faster, Baby!
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