Dear reader: If you are one of the butthurt downvoters, have fun. My review is still legit and there is nothing you can do about it. The store page says this game has controller support. Didn't recognize my USB controller. Any other program on my PC can do this without any trouble, because these inputs are just like a keyboard. But yeah, I will probably find a way to fix this, as per usual. Install a key mapper or some other complicated and unnecessary 3rd party baggage software, try around for a while and bla, bla, bla... But honestly, who requires their users/payers to fix stuff FOR them? You guys are amateurs. Sorry, but with the way GOG handles their little refund policies, I have no patience with something that just doesn't work. Get your shit together. I'm here to pay money and then play your stuff. The fixing is YOUR part.
Says it has controller support. Didn't recognize my USB controller. Any other program on my PC can do this without any trouble. So yeah, I will probably find a way to fix this, as per usual. Install a key mapper or some other complicated and unnecessary 3rd party baggage software, try around for a while and bla, bla, bla... But honestly, who requires their users to fix stuff for them? You guys are amateurs. Sorry, but the way GOG handles their little refund policies, I have no patience with something that just doesn't work. Get your shit together. I'm here to pay money and then play your stuff. The fixing is YOUR part.
They delivered an unplayable beta version of a game for 50 bucks first, milked their players, now they're trying to sell you things that should have been included from the get-go, in the form of DLCs. It seems that their morals went entirely down the drain over there in Germany. I'm happy I got it refunded on another gaming platform.
$20 isn't a lot, but even with the sale it's still not worth it. Everything in this game is made to force you into playing a certain way that the developers want to see. It's like a pseudo open-world game, where everything that the devs don't like is promised but not well implemented, or implemented in a way that punishes you. Even the economics are rigged to make this happen: products are worth less than the resources used to make them. That's anti-immersive and just makes no sense. Not even the most feudal economy could exist on that premise. I can't help but feel like this game is meant to appeal to people who need a way to compensate for their lack of achievements in real life by investing waaaaay too much time into an experience that isn't that amazing after all.
Flat. Most scenarios can be won with Krolm or Krypta. Build three marketplaces, an elven bungalow, a shit ton of inns, win any game. Has nothing to do with kingdom simulator. Just repeptitive, mildly guided anarchy.
