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Похождения Барда

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3.8/5

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3.8

116 Reviews

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Похождения Барда
Описание
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in it...
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3.8/5

( 116 Reviews )

3.8

116 Reviews

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О продукте
2004, inXile Entertainment, ESRB Рейтинг: Teen...
Системные требования
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400, 512 MB RAM, GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI R...
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
Описание
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
Cheat Code Central


You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.

During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.

FEATURES
  • Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
  • Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
  • Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
  • German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
  • High-resolution and widescreen support!
  • Performance enhancements.
  • External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
  • Bug fixes to original console release.
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.

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Системные требования
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Зачем покупать на GOG.com?
БЕЗ DRM. Не требует интернет-подключения или активации.
Уверенность и надежность. Поддержка 24/7 и полный возврат средств в течение 30 дней.
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
Детали игры
Работает на:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Дата выхода:
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Размер:
3.4 GB
Рейтинг:
ESRB Рейтинг: Teen (Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes, Language, Use of Alcohol)

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Posted on: August 9, 2017

NiceNix

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Игр: 176 Отзывов: 4

Original Trilogy unplayable

DO NOT BUY THIS I bought this so I could enjoy the nostalgia of playing the original three Bard's Tale games. However, the emulator used to run them is built into the executable of the main game so that you cannot tweak its settings ... and it doesn't respect the constant frame rate and CPU speed that the games were built for, so the animations in the games jerk spastically through their motions, the text flies off the screen faster than a human can possibly see it, and most infuriating of all, the music that plays constantly while using bard spells is totally without rhythm. Although, theoretically you may be able to get to the end of this game if you already know what all the text says and can progress without reading it ... the godawful anti-music will have you jabbing a pencil into your brain long before you can actually finish the game.


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Posted on: March 6, 2023

kyberneticist

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Игр: 162 Отзывов: 2

Enoyable, but buggy

Bit of a warning for anyone purchasing this (possibly linux port specific). Save at every opportunity. After a while of play, I'd get a graphics bug that would turn an area of the map yellow. Sometimes visible early by yellow streaks between the textures. The frame rate in the yellow area would drop precipitously. The only fix was to restore from a save This was particularly annoying in the final tower where save points were few and far between and I had to fight the Finfolk in level 10 blind using the minimap only and in slow motion. Thankfully using the elevator was considered a new map load. Otherwise, enjoyable if a bit predictable and grind-y in places.


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Posted on: December 22, 2023

hoemaco

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Игр: 514 Отзывов: 3

Doesn't work on Win 7.

Contrary to what GOG says, it's apparently not working on Windows 7. See the forum page for other users' input. https://www.gog.com/forum/the_bards_tale_series/the_bards_tale_remastered_and_resnarkled/page4


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Posted on: June 9, 2019

Blizgar

Игр: 1158 Отзывов: 27

From an Old Gamer.

If you got the humor and the time this one helluwa adventure :D


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Posted on: May 5, 2020

thundergod9

Владелец игры

Игр: 275 Отзывов: 9

Not all it's cracked up to be

I was honestly looking forward to finally playing this game. I'd heard about it's great humor and fun combat, and I was sorely disappointed. Maybe 4 hours in and I already regret the time and money I've spent. The humor is almost exclusively the lowest common denominator -- it's all cheap weak and I think I chuckled maybe twice, just a little. On top of that, the gameplay is basic and not very engaging, while the boss fights so far have been awful. First there's the profoundly annoying bugbear, then you get the trow/goblin boss in the park -- the one who you can't attack in melee, your ranged minion will never target, and who always summons help much faster than you can. After almost ten minutes of fighting him and barely making any headway, I realized that this game bites and uninstalled it. Save your time, you're probably better off getting Bard's Tale 4 -- it's look much better than this. Oh, and also the songs are mostly just annoying and you will get *sick to death* of killing hundreds of trow, especially in the aforementioned park.


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