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Похождения Барда

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3.8/5

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3.8

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Похождения Барда
Описание
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in it...
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3.8/5

( 116 Reviews )

3.8

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О продукте
2004, inXile Entertainment, ESRB Рейтинг: Teen...
Системные требования
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400, 512 MB RAM, GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI R...
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
Описание
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
Cheat Code Central


You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.

During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.

FEATURES
  • Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
  • Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
  • Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
  • German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
  • High-resolution and widescreen support!
  • Performance enhancements.
  • External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
  • Bug fixes to original console release.
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.

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Системные требования
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Зачем покупать на GOG.com?
БЕЗ DRM. Не требует интернет-подключения или активации.
Уверенность и надежность. Поддержка 24/7 и полный возврат средств в течение 30 дней.
Time to beat
14 hMain
18.5 h Main + Sides
26 h Completionist
18.5 h All Styles
Детали игры
Работает на:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Дата выхода:
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Размер:
3.4 GB
Рейтинг:
ESRB Рейтинг: Teen (Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes, Language, Use of Alcohol)

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Posted on: February 3, 2025

Czubei

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Игр: 38 Отзывов: 4

Arguable the wittiest game of the genre

Class game with graphics that were great for its time. The Combat is simple without being boring. It can be a little grindy but perpetual sarcasm of everyone in the game just doesn't get old.


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Posted on: May 11, 2025

Voodoomann90

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Игр: 23 Отзывов: 2

version is absolutely not executable und

Hello, unfortunately the version is absolutely not executable under Windows... I tried for hours to get it to run and only by using several forums etc. was I able to create a halfway executable version


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Posted on: October 14, 2013

johnhaslach55

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Игр: 846 Отзывов: 15

A very fun game

This game is a great comedy and a great game all in one. The story is a great satire on modern games as well as classics. The gameplay is solid and works for it. Cary Elwes and Tony Jay have great chemistry with each other and work off each other so well. I highly recommend it.


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Posted on: February 1, 2013

ashout

Игр: 119 Отзывов: 32

classic bards tale?!

i played the newer bards tale on playstation 2, and found it to be an awsome game! then i tried to buy it on direct 2 drive before they went under(and took my games with them too) but it wasn't win 7 compatible! i don't know how Gog managed to do it, but it is deffinetly worth the price! plus, you get the classic bards tale games! to be honest, i will probblay buy this and play the newer one for a grand total of 1 minute, before moving on to what i really want to play, the originals! i have waited so long for wizardry, bards tale, stuff like that to come to gog, and now its finally here! YES!


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Posted on: March 31, 2014

Kapaun

Игр: 110 Отзывов: 3

classy classics

Buying this game is actually all about the three classic titles included. I'm not very much into "funny" games, especially not RPGs, but the old honeys which come as an extra in this pack are worth their bucks all the time. Of course, as in several other RPGs of this time, you'll have to copy your saves every time - because a death is a death ...


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