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Surgeon Simulator

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2.9/5

( 21 Reviews )

2.9

21 Reviews

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Surgeon Simulator
Описание
Malpractice Makes Perfect. Didn’t fancy seven years at medical school? Skip straight to the operating table with Surgeon Simulator; an over-the-top operation sim, stitching together dastardly dark humour with all the seriousness of life-saving surgery. Taking on the role of Nigel Burke, a would-b...
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2.9/5

( 21 Reviews )

2.9

21 Reviews

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О продукте
2013, Bossa Studios, ...
Системные требования
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, 2.0 GHz, 2 GB RAM, Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better, 9.0, 500 MB HD space, Direc...
Time to beat
3 hMain
6 h Main + Sides
15 h Completionist
5.5 h All Styles
Описание
Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Didn’t fancy seven years at medical school? Skip straight to the operating table with Surgeon Simulator; an over-the-top operation sim, stitching together dastardly dark humour with all the seriousness of life-saving surgery.

Taking on the role of Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon with a penchant for non-conventional tools, perform critical procedures on patients including an alien with a truly one-of-a-kind anatomical structure!

Known for its diabolically difficult controls (with each finger separately controlled by a different keyboard button), carry out terrifying transplants in theatre, high-pressure procedures along the corridor, and on-the-move operations in the back of a high-speed ambulance. Steady hands? Yeah, that ain’t gonna help!

Updated for 2017, Surgeon Simulator now includes the A&E expansion pack. We’re talking slicker (and often stickier!) graphics, additional procedures, all-new environments, and a (heart) pumping soundtrack.

(c) 2013 Bossa Studios Ltd. All rights reserved.

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Please note: 'The Heavy' and 'Donald J Trump' surgeries will be available at a later date.
Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Please note: 'The Heavy' and 'Donald J Trump' surgeries will be available at a later date.
Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

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БЕЗ DRM. Не требует интернет-подключения или активации.
Уверенность и надежность. Поддержка 24/7 и полный возврат средств в течение 30 дней.
Time to beat
3 hMain
6 h Main + Sides
15 h Completionist
5.5 h All Styles
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Работает на:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Дата выхода:
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Posted on: March 22, 2018

kzwix

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Игр: 251 Отзывов: 9

A very fun game

I loved this game. The controls are purposefully awkward, as you move the mouse to move your arm, rotate it, move the wrist, etc, and you press five keys on the keyboard to "curl" the corresponding fingers. Key unpressed, the finger is "straight", key pressed, the finger is "closing" on something, like to hold it. With those awkward controls, you'll have to perform the "surgical procedures", that is, opening the patient, removing the faulty organ (and everything in the way), then putting back in the replacement organ, and Voilà !, the procedure is a success ! You had to change the heart, and you trashed the lungs, destroyed the ribcage, removed the trachea ? No problem, the patient will probably be fine, you're the doctor, after all ! Brain-change surgery ? No problem: Open the head, dump the old, useless brain, then put in the shiny new brain (you may even try and dunk it in, basketball-style), and ta-daa !, your patient is saved ! You might have gathered that it is not an "educational" game, despite the tag saying so. It is a hilariously humorous "simulation", if simulating butchery from a clumsy surgeon can be called that. But it IS hilarious to play, especially if you watched people play, and thought they sucked at it, and how you'd be SO much better. Yeah, wait for it :) What are the tools of the trade ? Well, they go from the little scalpel to the "surgical axe", with everything in between - hammer, pincers, bolt-cutter, laser, circular saw, and so on. Just try your hand with one, or another, find out which tools work best for you, for a given task, and get to "saving lives" ! Oh, and, by the way, there is an achievement if you patient "unfortunately expires" in less than ten seconds... but no problem here, it's all virtual, no real patients were harmed during the making of this game... I think. So, well, if you fail, just shout "Next !" from the top of your lungs (you didn't remove YOURS, did you ?), and just try again !


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Posted on: October 10, 2013

vdrandom

Владелец игры

Игр: 768 Отзывов: 21

Fun toy, not worthy of its full price

It's a fun toy to mess with, has some awkward controls and black humour, but my main problem with it is the price tag. It's too expensive for what it is. Wait for the discount on this one and you will enjoy it. If you want to run it on linux, native version is available on Steam.


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Posted on: May 1, 2019

slamdunk

Владелец игры

Игр: 417 Отзывов: 51

deliberately frustrating but amusing

OK, this one is tough to review. This game very intentionally works against your best efforts through the controls and the physics engine. However, despite that, it's a fully realized artistic vision. Is it fun? Maybe, if you know how to enjoy losing and watching all your work get ruined with one slip of the controls. Fans looking for light, comedic body horror should also be interested. I only got about 7 or 8 hours of play out of Surgeon Simulator before I got sick of the game, but there's a good variety of surgical scenarios to delve into here. It is definitely more fun with friends watching and heckling and sharing in your triumphs and disastrous mishaps. It's kind of a party game in that respect. I don't really know. If you want to play a game where the point is that you win and lose through sheer stupid stinking blind luck and nightmare controls, this would be a good one to get on sale. 3/5.


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Posted on: December 20, 2017

Schlotzsky

Владелец игры

Игр: 702 Отзывов: 4

not worth your time....

Uncontrollable, pointless mess, uninstalled again after some minutes.


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Posted on: March 21, 2018

PescadorGama

Игр: 296 Отзывов: 10

The commotion is over.

The game had its good time back then. I mean, for what it really was: A game to show other people. It was fun in a sense that it was a bad game so bad it made it fun. Now I think this would ve a very good idea for a VR game. Just don't waste money here. Everyone nows it already and the novelty factor was all this game was good for.


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