Posted on: June 8, 2013
EyeNixon
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Braindead AI
Project Eden presents plenty of obstacles. Obstacles, which, sadly, are only obstacles because you have to corral a herd of clones who have had the brains of recently thawed Neolithic vegetables transplanted into their bizarrely proportioned bodies. Everything in this game is an exercise in frustration, be it actually getting your squadmates to where you want them, or pulling off several actions in a quick sequence. It's borderline impossible to manage this herd of ignoramuses, much less perform actions that are level on scope with a kindergartener's block puzzles. It's simple game design, that puzzles and combat in a game should be difficult because they are genuinely challenging, but that's simply not the case in Project Eden. Nothing is challenging because it's actually deliberately intellectually stimulating, it's simply challenging because it's utterly agonizing to accomplish anything. Your doofuses will become stuck on walls, incapable of turning corners, they will be unable to navigate a bridge, finding that the abyss below them is preferable to life in this terrible world filled with meat dogs, worst of all, they will proceed to stare into corners and refuse to shoot the enemies murdering them. I think it's perhaps a result of every single texture in this game looking like a geriatric's morning stool, but it's more likely what happens when hiring mental incompetents to crew your futuristic squads of supersoldiers.
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