Posted on: January 24, 2018
SuperDrops
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BIRDS!!!!
OK, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, STRAP YOURSELF IN, I'MA TELL YOU ABOUT ROBIN! NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT LITTLE GUY IN THE SPANDEX. MY GIRL ROBIN GOES KILL ROBOTS WITH A MOTHERFUCKING STUN GUN, IT'S LITERALLY THE FIRST THING YOU DO IN THE GAME. THEN SHE LIES TO SCARY GOVERNMENT AGENTS, BECAUSE FUCK DA POLICE, THEN YOU GO GALLIVANTING AROUND THE WORLD WACKING SHIT WITH YOUR GIANT GOLDEN WRENCH! NOTHING CAN KILL THIS GIRL. YOU GET BLOWN UP, STOMPED ON, BURIED ALIVE AND THROWN IN JAIL TWICE AND YOU JUST COME BACK FOR MORE! ROBIN GOES ON A ONE-WOMAN QUEST TO FUCK SHIT UP, ALL OF THE SHIT, BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WOULDN'T LET HER BE AN ENGINEER! YOU GO GIRL! THE STORY IN THIS IS SO OFF THE WALLS THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO COMMENT ON IT, YOU JUST HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS TRIP OF SHEER MADNESS FOR YOURSELF. LET ME JUST SAY YOU WON'T EVER THINK ABOUT WHITE STUFF COMING OUT OF PEOPLE'S BODIES THE SAME EVER AGAIN! ALSO PREPARE TO HATE THE COLORS BLUE AND PURPLE AND BRING OUT THE TISSUES WHENEVER ELRO IS ON SCREEN. IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO APPROACHES ROBIN'S LEVEL OF BADASSERY IT'S HER BROTHER ELRO. ALSO THERE'S WHITEHAIRED MAGES, PIRATE GIRLS WITH BODY ODOR ISSUES AND AN OVERPHILOSOPHIZING SEA CAPTAIN. WHAT'RE YOU STILL READING THIS FOR, JUST FUCKING BUY THIS MASTERPIECE ALREADY!
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