Posted on: December 25, 2019

Swissy88
Владелец игрыИгр: 662 Отзывов: 115
Do you like losing 90% of your games?
Do you like exclusively netdecking vs people that have paid a fortune for their cards (ultimately losing anyways)? Do you like reading ambiguous text on cards that you only learn when you constantly fail with them, having to google 'what the hell does this card even do'? Thankfully there are many results since most of the cards make no sense. Do you like not knowing what half of your interface means because they decided not to have mouseover tooltips? I have almost 100 hours played and I still don't know what half of the UI images on my screen mean. Do you like a game that puts style over substances? Big flashy animations instead of being able to just play your damn cards. Having to wait for some animation to end is just dumb. Imagine playing an actual card game IRL, and every single time some asshat would do some grand gesture, 360, cartwheel, etc, before playing a card. It's stupid. Every time I play this, I play like 3-5 games and lose all of them. The entire best of 3 ruins this game. First hand, you're just trying to get them to waste as many cards as possible. If they go first and have a strategem, you're looking to waste their cards and then pass as soon as they play something good (and lose the turn). Next turn, they will autopass so you waste 1 card to win that round. Then it comes down to the third round, when both have sandbagged their best cards, and you win basically if the RNG of drawing for the first 2 hands gave you enough good cards to win the 3rd round. All of this nonsense so you can be 'different' I guess? What's the point of having 2 dud rounds just so you can say you have best of threes. All of these things are infinitely frustrating to a new player, not knowing what cards actually do, not knowing what interface objects mean, not winning any games because matchmaking is nonexistent.
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