Tyrian 2000

This entire game: Hold down your left mouse button. Make slight mouse adjustments to move around the screen. And that's the next 2 hours of your life, depending on how long you last before you give up bored. There's a little variety in that between levels, you can invest your winnings into upgrading your ship. The end result is you shoot blue dots instead of red dots. Yay. On and On, Level after level. Just... shooting anything that moves. Or more accurately, watching anything that moves get shot, because holding down a button can hardly be described as "shooting." I'm at a loss to explain how this game has such high reviews. Order a pizza. Watch a movie. Play Tic Tac To with yourself. Go do something better with your life.

It was FREE, & yet I feel gyped out'a the time I spent downloading, installing, & playing it... Controller response is terrible considering I'm using a monster gaming rig that's less then a year old, the graphics are bad, in any rez, AND the worst part is it's geared towards being "unfun", what do I mean by that? I mean the design of the ships size, speed, movement, & projectiles they shoot at You, coupled with Our' slow movement speed means You're gonna take hits, & feel cheated most'a the time it happens if You play A LOT of top scrolling games like this (as I have since they were the 1942's etc. in the arcades in the 80's)... You will watch Your' "shield" slowly be pecked away by CHEAP unavoidable hits, & if You're a fan of the genre, or just plain smart, You'll rage quit, & uninstall before Your' 1st death. There's about 1,000 better games in the genre, no doubt some are even on GOG too.

STOP BOTHERING ME WITH THIS!!!

stop asking to review every goddam game i've ever started

does this not work with windows 8 or something? i could download everything but the game