Posted on: October 21, 2024
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Gry: 186 Opinie: 16
Most boring adventure I ever played
The positiv aspects: Easy to play. Just take everything you can get, even if you don't know why. Each part of the game is really simple, because there are only few rooms with few objects. The game is short. Negative aspects: I can't get it started in FullHD, because "there is no driver" so I play it windowed in a smaller resolution. The dialogs start to run through from time to time, so you can't read them. Easy to handle: Just save and reload. The dialogs are very long. I can't say they are not funny... I found two jokes, I could smile about. And a lot of mediocre jokes about dirt, testicle and dirt. Did I mention dirt? Not often enough. Okay, you can read long, really boring dialogs if you like that if not you have to click through them. Then just take a look at the story: Ben is dead and must be revived with a rocket in his ass. Yeah! Fun! And then we are back home and want to watch TV. That's really a fantasic start and I loved to help them to watch TV. I even thought about quitting the game and watching TV myself. Next, we just made the TV work again, we are ported to a spaceship with doors to many dimensions. Everywhere is a single item that works as a key. Yeah! So cool! Not! I won't spoiler the rest for those who like to play it, but it won't get any better. Coming to audiovision aspects of the game. To be honest, I had to start the game again when writing this review because I forgot all about it. So I visited some places again and... yes, it has sound. The graphics are not my style. I don't mind simple or retro graphics, but the animations and graphics don't catch me. They are awful and they don't even support the jokes. So, is the bundle of two games worth 4 Euros, you might ask yourself. To be true it's not that question. The question is, do you really got two or three hours of your lifetime for such a substandard game with drunkard humor? If you don't, don't buy it, don't play it.
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