Posted on: July 5, 2021
Captain_Seasick
Gry: 354 Opinie: 29
Pretentious rubbish. That's all it is.
Really. Ignore all those delusional lunatics giving the "game" rave 5 star reviews; they're wrong. Objectively so. This is not a great game. It's not even a good game. Hell, it's not even A GAME, strictly speaking. The visuals are okay, I suppose, and the audio is... well, it's there. It's not bad but also not really noteworthy. What IS noteworthy is the COMPLETE lack of gameplay. Which, for those less technically minded of you, is ESSENTIAL for an actual GAME. You see, and here I'll give you all a crash course in basic game development: unless a GAME has GAMEPLAY, then you can't PLAY the GAME, and therefor it's NOT A GAME. You see the pattern of logic I'm going with here? Seriously... If you want a game with terrific characterization, play Thomas Was Alone. If you want a game with emotional depth and impact, play Spiritfarer. If you want a game with hauntingly beautiful visuals and audio, play Okami. If you want a game with relaxing gameplay and low-tempo pace, play Crayon Physics Deluxe. If you want a game with excellent symbolism and storytelling, play Silent Hill 2. Gris does NOT, IN ANY WAY, possess any of the above qualities. Characterization: null. Story: null. Gameplay: null. Honestly, this "game" has only one "quality", and it's pretentiousness. The "developers" had no intention whatsoever of challenging current trends or break new ground in any way whatsoever, and settled for the lowest of low-hanging fruits in gaming town, namely "no-effort-and-no-risk-pretentious-non-gaming". In closing, Gris is nothing more than the product of a bunch of slow-witted, uninspired, and utterly talentless fools drooling on their keyboards in sufficiently prodigious amounts to SOMEHOW cause their lack of interest in actually CREATING a game to then congeal into a mass of what's quite literally the gaming equivalent of superficial Oscar-bait. I've been more emotionally engaged reading Wikipedia articles about fruit flies and other insects than I was whilst "playing" Gris.
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