Please be advised that some of the games might be inappropriate for underage users. If you are underage, you shouldn’t proceed with reading further.That’s right. An absolute cult-classic and a machine of giving us morally questionable fun (to say the least) is celebrating its 25th birthday this year! And to share this fun with you we’ve launched
special discounts on series’
POSTAL 2,
Postal 2: Paradise Lost and
POSTAL 4: No Regerts up to 90% off that last until November 15th, 11 PM UTC.
All these games are first-person action shooters where rampage and its ridiculousness knows no limits.
POSTAL 2 is the one that re-started it all. In this entry, infamous The Dude shows up for his first day working at RWS and hilarity ensues - you fight cops, rage against everyone, terrorize the city and most importantly - are on a quest to buy milk.
Postal 2: Paradise Lost is a full-fledged expansion pack for POSTAL 2 continuing the saga. You join The Dude as he ventures back into his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog. But not all is as it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town and its citizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction.
And
POSTAL 4: No Regerts is The Dude great comeback. In this title several years have passed since the events of Paradise Lost, and all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, he glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to him. Which means more satirical and outrageous comedy.
But as we invite you to visit or re-visit The Dude’s world we’d also like to look at some of the most INSANE moments in his history so far. Let’s buckle up and reminisce about just how crazy our beloved protagonist is.
1. Everyone and everything is a urinal
We mean… even though that’s not a specific moment or event, we had to put it here. One of The Postal Dude’s favourite “weapon” is peeing on everyone and everything. It’s so bizzare, so over the top and so POSTAL-like that mentioning it was a no-brainer. This iconic mechanic can be used anywhere and everytime you like and guess what happens when you pee on people? Yes, they vomit - but to be fair it could be really practical because by doing so we disable the NPCs and can think how to eliminate them in some other, equally outrageous way.
2. Declaring an all-out war on Parents For Decency
In POSTAL 2 when The Postal Dude is going to receive his pay-check to buy the milk that his spouse is asking him to, he runs into the angry mob of parents that blame video games violence for real life violence and protest outside the company. So naturally what does The Postal Dude do? Dispose of them in whatever fashion the player wants. This triggers an open war with them and throughout the game we can run into said parents that attack us on sight.
3. Visit to church
It wouldn’t be anything extraordinary if that visit was done by anyone but our protagonist. While his initial intentions are to confess his sins, when he sees the queue to the priest he can’t help himself but to find a way to skip it. Either by a grenade, setting the church on fire or… you get the idea. And if that’s not enough that same church soon enough gets invaded by the terrorists and the place turns into a brutal battlefield. Another normal day in POSTAL 2.
4. Dealing with jailbreak
In POSTAL 4: No Regerts The Dude gets the job as a guard in a local prison from the job center. Perfect man for that position of course. And guess what happens? Yep, within a few minutes all the inmates break out and our “hero” has to manually lock them up again going from terminal to terminal and using a variety of “tools” to do so. Chaos and rampage truly worthy of a POSTAL series.
5. Turning into a cat
Another task in No Regerts is to make a delivery to some shady pet store. That visit ends in The Dude passing out from the chemical fumes present there and then turning into a cat. Or hallucinating about turning into a cat? We have no idea but that makes it even better. Then as a cat we have to bully a nearby dog, find a ladycat to “romance” with her and pick up (still as a cat) some milk just like we had to do it in POSTAL 2. Does it all make sense? Absolutely not. Is it overwhelmingly funny? Absolutely yes.
So there you have it - our choice of some of the insane moments in The Postal Dude life. Of course the whole series is filled with those and many of them can depend on the player's choices and how they choose to deal with specific situations. That’s why we’d like you to share some of your best memories with
POSTAL.
