Supreme League of Patriots: Season Pass

You can't really take this game seriously but that's okay. Supreme League of Patriots follows the Telltale formula, splitting its story up into three distinct ‘issues’ as they’d call them in the comic book world. The Telltale comparisons is particularly noteworthy not only because the game is an episodic point and click, but also due to its similarities to the Sam & Max series. Having said that, Sam & Max always toed the line between adult and kid-friendly humor, whereas Patriots takes a hop, a skip and a jump over that line, so expect adult gags aplenty. It is fun in its own weird way. I'll try to sum up the pros and cons for you: Pros: + the story is goofy + the character you play makes you feel relieved that you finished high school + nice background music Cons: - the graphics for the characters could be improved - too much dialogue at certain points in the game which can be frustrating, especially if you have to talk to Mell in order to find out where objects might be - no flow in the game play. You have to talk to Mell a lot which is a pain in the ♥♥♥ with the amount of dialogue Overall the game is fun to play but I do wish they would change some things: * Moving around using ASDW * shorter dialogues * improved character graphics * easier access to items while investigating/using them * improve the main character's IQ so you don't need Mell for everything If you like a goofy point and click game than this game is for you. :)

It's almost as if the game refuses to be a game or even enjoyable. the interface is so bad that you could get stuck just because you didn't put the right item into the active slot of the inventory. I have no idea why they want the control scheme of the game to be so bad it kills any enjoyment you might have. You'll have to spend most of your time revisiting slow moving and dull dialog with weak jokes that tend to miss their mark, and all jokes are basically the same just told slightly differently. It has managed to fall every aspect of an adventure game, and now i only try to complete it just because i paid $3 for it. (hint: wasn't even worth that much) In conclusion I hope this game is removed from Gog, steam and any other place they tried to deal this abomination