Posted on: May 3, 2025
ALAKAZAM1
Games: 178 Reviews: 31
But… it is an Indie developer; Cut them
Some slack. So were the Halo series, and the developers focused mainly on the important stuff: fun, mechanics, gameplay and level design. But the armours, the cosmetics! Look at them, all nice and shiny! I mean, if you are into that, then go for it. Otherwise, they are useless. The armours used before work as fine, if not serve you even better to complete the alleged ‘DLC. The ‘playable character’ is just another skin no different than the ones before, as a matter of fact, it is even worse than the one you are rewarded with at the end of the game. Now, lets treat the meat of it. I entreat you, so please listen well, and if it fits you, then I shall say no more and remain silent. The levels this ‘DLC’ offers could, easily, be labelled a masochist’s dream. No new mechanics are added. No rough edges improved. No gameplay improvements from how it was, almost what? four years ago. Four years!As a matter of fact, I daresay it farther underscores the game’s ‘rough edges,’ though unpolished and uncared for would be a far more accurate prescription for such a blatant cash-grab. You tire of killing enemies? Do not worry, we got you. Now you must kill hordes of, quite literally, hundreds and survive. You tire of the same boring mechanics? Now we combine them! The worse thing about it, aside from being uninspired, is that the level design is rubbish (alongside, of course, the va*ina devils; set there just to annoy you and frustrate you farther.) So, you waste time trying to follow instructions, figuring out what you have to do and, worst of it: the save games. ‘You dead boy?’ Well then, guess what? Restart the level from zero, and if you are lucky enough half-way through. Madmind, if you read this, please improve Vydija’s model: she looks like a granny and better on the loading screens than she does in-game. And make the game fun, if you have ever heard the word that is. Improve the spells as well; 97% of them are useless, three are fun to use, and the rest are a mess.
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