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Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)

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Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)
Description
Grand Theft… Horse Rustler is an open-world, top-down action game paying tribute to the good old GTA style and gameplay, fusing it with a historically inaccurate medieval setting. Play as The Guy, whose parents apparently were too lazy to give him a proper name. Experience feudal injustice, inquisit...
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3.4/5

( 10 Reviews )

3.4

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Product details
2021, Jutsu Games, ...
System requirements
Windows 7, Core i5-3570K, 8 GB RAM, GTX 780, Version 11, 5 GB available space, Requires a 64-bit pro...
DLCs
Rustler - Digital Art Book, Rustler - Murder Madness, Rustler's Soundtrack, Rustler - Vinci
Time to beat
6.5 hMain
9.5 h Main + Sides
16 h Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
Description

Grand Theft… Horse

Rustler is an open-world, top-down action game paying tribute to the good old GTA style and gameplay, fusing it with a historically inaccurate medieval setting. Play as The Guy, whose parents apparently were too lazy to give him a proper name. Experience feudal injustice, inquisition, witch-hunting, and join The Grand Tournament. Meet valiant, yet incredibly stupid knights. Complete a wide variety of twisted missions and quests, or don’t give a damn about the plot and bring mayhem in the villages and cities. Choose to go on foot, or by a stolen horse. Fight with a sword or pick a fancy automatic crossbow. All that, spiced up with an inappropriate Monty Python inspired sense of humor.

Be a bold, bald thug in a medieval sandbox

Rustler’s world is filled with humor, anachronisms, and pop culture references. Ever been towed for parking in a “NO HORSE ZONE”? Wanna do some cage fights in Medieval Martial Arts Arena? Or maybe pimp-a-horse a little? How about joining the Round-Earthers sect?

Wreak havoc in top-down, old-school combat

Use swords, spears, turds, and crossbows. Want to get more efficient? Try holy hand grenades or… horses. Nothing’s more deadly than hooves galloping in your direction. Or drifting a cart.

Screw everyone over to win half the kingdom

As a poor peasant, you really need to get creative in order to win the Grand Tournament™. Form weird alliances, double-cross your foes, and dig up dinosaur skeletons in a light, easy-to-understand, and hard-to-empathize-with story.

Hire bards to aid you musically in battle

A bard can be your sweaty personal radio. Not only will he not leave your side, even in the midst of the bloodiest of conflicts, he will also change the song's dynamic depending on the action on-screen. Moreover, you can express a desire to change the tune by punching him in the face.

A lot of horsin’ around

Shoot cows into the sky, dress up as a guard or even Death himself, burn entire piles of weed, draw fancy shapes with a plowing cart, survive a full-on guard onslaught after killing half the city… And that’s only a few of the many crazy things you can do in Rustler.

DISCLAIMER: Any elements of the game "Rustler" that are inspired by elements of the pop culture are to be seen a parody or caricature.

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Standard Edition
Rustler: Complete Edition
artbook
soundtrack (MP3)
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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
6.5 hMain
9.5 h Main + Sides
16 h Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
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Size:
2.2 GB

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Overall most helpful review

Posted on: October 7, 2022

zeffyr

Verified owner

Games: 1311 Reviews: 10

Grand Theft Horse is a perfect title

The game is perfectly summarized by the title 'Grand Theft Horse' - it's a GTA-style gameplay in a medieval setting, and with a lots of humour. Missions are varied, fighting is fairly challenging, but the real pleasure comes from humour on every step - countless references to Monty Python are the key, but referencing other video games and pop culture in a witty way is what makes the game unique. Technically it isn't the most polished game, there are some minor bugs (nothing game-breaking though), but it's all covered by humour - and that's what counts the most. And it's created by Polish devs, so there are even more eye winks for Poles to discover as a bonus. I completed the game in about 12 hours, out of which 10 were the main storyline and 2 were the DLC. There are more collectibles and achievements after that, so all in all there is enough content for every player. I enjoed the playthrough a lot and I laughed every few minutes while playing - maybe on the technical side it could be more polished and the game world could be more varied, but I enjoyed the game very much and I laughed a lot, which means I had fun. And that's what matters the most!


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Posted on: May 10, 2025

KaiaSoule

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Games: 23 Reviews: 1

Love it, fantastic game

Would play 1000 years just for the mumblesong


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Posted on: July 22, 2025

UniqueKoala

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Games: 36 Reviews: 2

GTA Killer

This game is a gta killer. it is the most detailed game ive ever played


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Posted on: August 13, 2024

Feragon42

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Games: 114 Reviews: 1

Audio is bug

The horses sfx and background music constantly bug :(


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