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M.U.D.S.: Mean Ugly Dirty Sport

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M.U.D.S.: Mean Ugly Dirty Sport
Description
Jump into gridiron mayhem with M.U.D.S. (Mean Ugly Dirty Sport)! This hilarious and violent top-down action rugby-style game is full of cutthroat gameplay and kooky fantasy characters. Lead a team of 13 condemned creatures to victory by any means necessary. Pick a fight, buy or sell players on the...
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Windows 7 or later, 32-bit or 64-bit, Pentium 4 or later, 256 MB RAM, DirectX 9 graphics device with...
Description
Jump into gridiron mayhem with M.U.D.S. (Mean Ugly Dirty Sport)! This hilarious and violent top-down action rugby-style game is full of cutthroat gameplay and kooky fantasy characters.

Lead a team of 13 condemned creatures to victory by any means necessary. Pick a fight, buy or sell players on the market – or bribe the opposing team, the referee or the fish serving as the ball!

Win the game by scoring at least 7 out of 14 goals – or by killing enough of the opposing team. Tackle, pummel or throw players into the moat… but if you get thrown in yourself, get out before the shark-like monster eats you!

As a manager, you’ll control the team funds – by booking hotels in the cities you visit, paying for drinks and using bribes to your advantage.

As a coach, you’ll train your team of misfits to use tactics and fighting moves and throw the other team on their backs.

As a player, you’ll run, foul, jump, tackle, bite, kick, cheat and do whatever it takes to fight your way through every match.

M.U.D.S combines all of the best aspects of rugby, RPG character development, management simulation and strategy into an original fantasy sports game that you’ll have trouble putting down.

And remember – the only way to win is to PLAY DIRTY!

© 2023 Ziggurat Interactive, Inc. RAINBOW ARTS and the RAINBOW ARTS logo are trademarks of Ziggurat Interactive, Inc. in the United States of America and elsewhere. All rights reserved.

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This game is powered by DOSBox.
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Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'1990-01-01T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
Size:
89 MB

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Posted on: March 31, 2023

realqbok

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Games: 201 Reviews: 1

Good Old Game indeed!

Make sure to read the manual, make peace with redefining keyboard controls BEFORE EVERY MATCH, and immerse yourself in the brutal, hillarious and IMMENSELY playable world of M.U.D.S.! They don't make them like this anymore... would love to have a remake of this one with all the modern amenities, but if you can live with EGA graphics, you can still waste dozens of hours playing this one. Highly recommended for anyone in the mood for a game of "sport ball" with many a unique twist. Climb to the top, or die trying... or better yet, make your opponents die trying to beat you!


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Posted on: February 5, 2023

Spacesteiner

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Games: 676 Reviews: 6

Yesssss

It is reallly here. Loved this to bits on Amiga. Ached to see this here for so long i never thought it would happen. Thanks GOG, a part of youth restored :)


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Posted on: March 4, 2025

Flonks, Moats, and Mayhem

Ah, M.U.D.S.—what a masterpiece of chaotic fun! If you grew up in its glory days, you’ll remember the sheer thrill of fielding a team of oddball characters, each one more bizarre than the last. And then there was that ever-present danger: the moat. Watching one of your players get dragged under while you frantically tried to salvage the match was as frustrating as it was hilarious. Let’s not forget the Flonks—those sneaky little creatures you could bribe to tilt the game in your favor. They were the secret sauce of the game, giving you just enough power to pull off a miraculous (and wonderfully shady) comeback. Compared to M.U.D.S., games like Blood Bowl feel overly polished, lacking that delightful blend of strategy and mayhem. It’s hard not to feel a wave of nostalgia thinking about those wild matches and outrageous antics. Just imagine a modern-day version of M.U.D.S., reimagined in glorious 3D with updated graphics. Picture the slime dripping off Flonks, the panic in your players' eyes as they’re dragged into the murky depths of the moat, and the thrill of trying to outwit your opponent in this one-of-a-kind madhouse. M.U.D.S. wasn’t just a game; it was an experience—a chaotic, irreverent, and endlessly entertaining experience. Here’s hoping someone out there decides it’s time to bring it back for a new generation to discover. Until then, we’ll hold onto the memories of Flonk bribery, moat drama, and the sheer joy of a game that didn’t take itself too seriously. Ah, those were the days!


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Posted on: February 4, 2023

willswissen

Games: 173 Reviews: 2

Loved this game

I did not get the Gog Version. But I loved that game when it came out.


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