En Garde!

Thanks prime gaming, but i sropped in the tutorial, way too repetitive.

I really wanted to like this game but it was disappointing in every way. First off, its a tiny game. A tiny game that's made slightly longer because its frustratingly hard at points and you'll have to redo the same stupid fight over and over again. Secondly, I did not relate or enjoy the main character at all. I found her annoying and unlikeable from the start. Eventually its revealed she's a lesbian and there was this obnoxious duel you have to fight against her former lady lover which just did not fit with the setting or tone. Not to say there were not lesbians in the 17th century, but finding two feminist expert sword fighting women who don men's clothing and flirt while fencing would have been a strange event in those days. Its really quite a heavy topic, and not one that a comical, childish, swashbuckling tale is really best equipped to deal with. The platforming sections feel like an after thought, and are too easy, whereas the actual core gameplay (the fencing) can be stupidly hard. Knocking guards back into water, down stairs, into pillars that cause vases to fall on there heads, or into weapons racks is a lot of fun... a couple times... but that's really the only time the gameplay shines. When you have to fight an enemy that is immune to the your kick attack and can't push him back into the environment, the fun meter goes way down because the actual sword-on-sword fencing is mediocre. The game tries to be funny, but most of the jokes fall flat. We could use more funny games... but you need funny writing and funny voice actors which apparently was not in the budget. There is no cohesive story, each act just starts and stops as its own little mini story, and so there is no incentive to push through and endure the mediocre gameplay, cringe worthy jokes, and obnoxious heroine. I got it refunded... thanks for that GOG!

LESBIAN WITH SWORDS, LESBIANS WITH SWORDS!!!

Way to force woke to the audience.

Character not in the center = trash game Very annoying to play something like that.