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Prepare to charge Luteus Prime
For many centuries, the planet of Luteus Alpha has been producing much needed materiel for...
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Prepare to charge Luteus Prime
For many centuries, the planet of Luteus Alpha has been producing much needed materiel for the wars raging on in the Armageddon sector. Many are drawn to the planet, and so is the great Warboss Ogruk Gutrekka. Upon arriving on the planet, Gutrekka took your most precious hair squig. Filled with vengeance you’ve sworn to do anything it takes to return your hair squig, and prove who is the strongest! And so your adventure on Luteus Prime begins.
Warhammer 40,000: Shootas, Blood & Teef is a hand-drawn 2D action adventure taking you on a wild ride of dakka, gore and explosions! Krump your way through the hive city of Luteus Prime; battle Humans, Orks and Genestealer cultists; and ultimately retrieve your luscious hair squig from the hands of the Warboss Gutrekka!
Who’s ready for Waaagh!?
Game Features:
Classic 2D side-scrolling goodness, filled with intense action, funny one-liners, screaming deaths and comical dialogues!
Choose your class, picking between four distinct characters, each with their own unique toolkit true to the Warhammer 40,000 lore.
Inflict chaos with an arsenal of weapons at your fingertips. Expand your armory with up to twenty different weapons. There’s no such thing as having too much dakka!
Unleash your Waaagh! at the right time! Wreak carnage and rain destruction on those puny ‘umies.
Challenge the mightiest empire in the Warhammer 40,000 universe. Become victorious, bring the planet to its knees and lead your very own Waaagh!
Earn hats by destroying compelling bosses, completing milestones or exchanging Teef at the Mekboy shop. Teef are collected by tearing through the story.
Beautiful hand-drawn scenery gives an incredible sense of depth to a side-on world.
Break up the action, and immerse yourselves in engaging cinematics.
Set foot on Luteus Prime in single-player mode, or get a party together of up to four Ork Boyz and have some fun together! Multiplayer is available both online and in local co-op.
Brawl it out against your rivals in an all-out epic battle to decide who is the baddest Ork in the warband! Up to four boyz can scrap it out in the arena, both online and in local PvP.
Get your socks rocked off with an amazing heavy metal soundtrack, composed by Deon van Heerden.
Yes, there will be explosions. Like, a lot of them!
+Dakka!
+Waaaaaaaagh!!!
+Crumpin' humies
-Crashin' of'en
Really enjoyable shoot'em up with nice graphics and a variety of weapons. Warhammer Orkz on plus. Unfortunately there are often crashes, it kicks you to the menu and then closes the game at random moments, like level changes. Loading could also be faster between levels.
I couldn't speak about the game experience in single player, but I finished the game with a friend who came over in about 5-6 hours and we had a great time.
You can play the game with several players on the same screen using several controllers. The game will crash at times (is crashed 3-4 times for us and we had to restart parts of some levels), but otherwise provides a good experience.
I'm not familiar with the Warhammer universe, but there was a decent variety of human, orc and occasionally other alien enemies combined with a decent variety of guns to tackle them in different ways. You'll find yourself switching guns often as different guns shines with different types of enemies and terrain layouts (There are around 20 guns total and we were regularly using at least 10).
The game tends towards easy though you'll probably find some boss decently challenging and you'll find yourself wondering which tactic to use with which guns at times.
It felt like a little bit of a shame that you cannot use all your guns at once (the games has 5 categories of guns with 4 different guns for each category and you can carry only one gun per category at any given time). However, you can swap your guns at specific points in the game (several times per level), by pressing the up arrow. We only found out about that after we had completed about 50% of the game.
The game is pretty forgiving in terms of death. If one player dies, he can respawn after a short duration as long as the other player lives (though he needs to give half his health to the other player). If both players die, they need to respawn at the last save point, though there are several per level (and always one right before each boss).
The story of the game is silly, funny and over the top and makes for a good coop experience too. It is mostly visual, it has very little dialog and it is silly and funny. A lot of silly jokes about unsophisticated orcs are at the forefront.
You will have a good time.
Shootas, Blood & Teef (TBF) is a frenetic and frequently chaotic mix of Warhammer 40k and Metal Slug. The game is gorgeous, with a cartoonish style that perfectly captures the vibe of the Orks and the depictions of various factions and their units. What I thought was going to be a short jaunt turned into a 6 1/2 hour romp through loving 40k Fanservice, where its a lot of fun reading the background posters to see the cute twists they put on various catch phrases.
The game oozes character, with spot on voices and acting, a rocking soundtrack and the right level of 'oomph' to the effects. While the controls are responsive using mouse and keyboard, I had some moments where it didn't move the way I wanted, or my mouse movements sent the aim everywhere, but thats partially user and partially just minor annoyances. In the time I played, I had three crashes max.
With the difficulty, I did a self-inflicted Hard mode run off the get go, where most of the game wasn't too bad, but half a dozen encounters took a fair few attempts. A few of the bosses were curiously easy, particularly with the weapons loadout that I found to be my preference. With the weapons, I didn't feel much of an urge to stray from one particular weapon in each group.
Unfortunately there are a number of multiplayer achievements, however from my time looking I wasn't able to find any games, so it'd be a case of finding someone else with a copy to play multiplayer rather than hopping into random matches.
All in all, I had a lot of fun and I can really recommend it.
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