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Vampire Therapist

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Vampire Therapist
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  Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.  Take on the role of Sam, a former roo...
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2024, Little Bat Games, ...
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Windows 10, Quad-core 2GHz or faster 64-bit CPU, 8 GB RAM, DirectX® 11 compatible, Version 11, 16 GB...
Time to beat
9.5 hMain
-- Main + Sides
-- Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
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Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace. 

Take on the role of Sam, a former rootin’, tootin’ Wild West gunslinger who escaped his day-to-day of murder and mayhem and realized, after a hundred years or so, that there’s a whole lot more to unlife than blood, lace, and leather. Dragging himself from the quagmire of the Old West, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old vampire living in Europe that’s willing to show him the therapy ropes. 



Immerse yourself into this alternate world and meet your clients: self-hating vampires, agoraphobic social media addicts, supernatural narcissists, and victims of centuries-old capitalistic systems. You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it. 

That is, if you can accept yourself first. 

…Vampire Therapist, there's no way you don't want to know more about that—but the underlying concept looks genuinely interesting too. — PC Gamer 

Vampire Therapist from Little Bat Games is one of our most anticipated games of 2024. — Gayming Magazine 

…Vampire Therapist is shaking a lot of things up in one very elegant bag… — Rock, Paper, Shotgun 

Every single character was memorable, and the thought of even more quirky clients for Sam to treat is an exciting one. — GameRant 

 

 

  • Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality. 
     
  • A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age. 
     
  • An All-Star Voice Cast: Vampire Therapist is voiced by some of the best voice actors in the business, with Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3). 
     
  • Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite. 
     
  • Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!




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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
9.5 hMain
-- Main + Sides
-- Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
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