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Vampire Therapist

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4.1/5

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4.1

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Vampire Therapist
Description
  Vampire Therapist is a BAFTA-nominated narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, My Dinner with Andre, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.  Winner of seve...
Critics reviews
64 %
Recommend
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8.5/10
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4.1/5

( 10 Reviews )

4.1

10 Reviews

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Product details
2024, Little Bat Games, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, Quad-core 2GHz or faster 64-bit CPU, 8 GB RAM, DirectX® 11 compatible, Version 11, 16 GB...
DLCs
Vampire Therapist - Couples Therapy, Vampire Therapist - Digital Art Book
Time to beat
9.5 hMain
12.5 h Main + Sides
13 h Completionist
11 h All Styles
FAQ
Description


 

Vampire Therapist is a BAFTA-nominated narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, My Dinner with Andre, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.  Winner of several awards, Vampire Therapist has been recognized for helping mortals, too!

Take on the role of Sam, a former rootin’, tootin’ Wild West gunslinger who escaped his day-to-day of murder and mayhem and realized, after a hundred years or so, that there’s a whole lot more to unlife than blood, lace, and leather. Dragging himself from the quagmire of the Old West, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old vampire living in Europe that’s willing to show him the therapy ropes. 



Immerse yourself into this alternate world and meet your clients: self-hating vampires, agoraphobic social media addicts, supernatural narcissists, and victims of centuries-old capitalistic systems. You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it. 

That is, if you can accept yourself first. 

Letting yourself get lost in this world is a must, and you’ll probably find something you really needed along the way. — Ginx.tv
 

It’s simultaneously earnest and winningly ridiculous – but it’s a labour of love, and an original one at that. — The Spectator
 

Vampire Therapist is a true gem from a mental health standpoint and a successful educational game. — Screenrant

 

 

  • Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality. 
     
  • A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age. 
     
  • An All-Star Voice Cast: Vampire Therapist is voiced by some of the best voice actors in the business, with Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3). 
     
  • Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite. 
     
  • Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!




Goodies
Contents
Standard Edition
Complete Edition
Vampire Therapist
Couples Therapy DLC
Artbook
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction . Stellar support and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
9.5 hMain
12.5 h Main + Sides
13 h Completionist
11 h All Styles
FAQ

What operating systems is Vampire Therapist compatible with?

Vampire Therapist is officially supported on Windows.

Does Vampire Therapist have DRM?

No! GOG games have no DRM and can be played without an internet connection, totally offline. Some bonus content might require an internet connection to download, but we do our best to limit that need. Read more about DRM.

Do you need GOG Galaxy to play Vampire Therapist?

No! You do not need GOG Galaxy to play Vampire Therapist. GOG gives you the option to download a fully offline installer and install Vampire Therapist that way, without using GOG Galaxy. GOG Galaxy is used for synchronization of achievements and cloud saves, but its usage is totally optional. Read more about GOG Galaxy.

What are the system requirements for Vampire Therapist?

Minimum: System: Windows 10, Processor: Quad-core 2GHz or faster 64-bit CPU, Memory: 8 GB RAM, Graphics: DirectX® 11 compatible, DirectX: Version 11, Storage: 16 GB available space, Other: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system. Recommended: Other: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system.

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Posted on: July 26, 2024

arugulaKhan

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 64

great read, hardly a game

Vampire Therapist is a bit of a tough sell. On the one hand, the writing and VO work are fantastic, the cast is endearing and the art is quite nice. On the other, the "gameplay" is linear, quite short (at 6-7 hours) and boils down to correctly identifying dysfunctions or clicking your way through two simplistic mini-games. If you want a well-constructed, thoughtful and oftentimes hilarious read, wait until it's on sale (15 bucks is a bit steep for what it offers). But if you're looking for involving gameplay or replay value I'd look elsewhere.


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Posted on: October 27, 2024

AeronHarvae

Verified owner

Games: 3 Reviews: 1

Wildest Game I ever played

I may have blitzed through it but the game is so fun I was ENGROSSED in it. It's both amazing and funny and no joke there were things that were not on my bingo card.


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Posted on: October 24, 2024

Adventay323

Verified owner

Games: 93 Reviews: 3

Well written novel.

Worth the time.


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Posted on: March 15, 2025

Kitteninabox

Verified owner

Games: 39 Reviews: 1

Fantastic game

This game had everything that I wanted in a VN, charming art style, engaging story, spectacular voice acting and just overall a lot of fun to me. The gameplay mechanics were solid and while there are some small mini games, they didn't feel intrusive and you did have the option to skip them if you wanted.


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Posted on: June 4, 2025

Built With Care

This experience was clearly built by a team with a lot of passion and heart. The care they take in crafting the dialogue to weave between humor and seriousness is evident, and I really appreciate it. The only reason it's not 5 stars is there are some small technical issues. The voice lines are not always a consistent volume, especially during client sessions. Every now and then a character gets really hard to hear in the middle of a sentence. There are also (minimal) typos in the captions and journal entries. Again, these are small things, and I am greatly enjoying the game, just wanted to give some ntoes.


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