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Vampire Therapist

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4.2/5

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4.2

7 Reviews

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Vampire Therapist
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  Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.  Take on the role of Sam, a former roo...
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4.2/5

( 7 Reviews )

4.2

7 Reviews

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2024, Little Bat Games, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, Quad-core 2GHz or faster 64-bit CPU, 8 GB RAM, DirectX® 11 compatible, Version 11, 16 GB...
Time to beat
9.5 hMain
13 h Main + Sides
14.5 h Completionist
11 h All Styles
Description


 

Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace. 

Take on the role of Sam, a former rootin’, tootin’ Wild West gunslinger who escaped his day-to-day of murder and mayhem and realized, after a hundred years or so, that there’s a whole lot more to unlife than blood, lace, and leather. Dragging himself from the quagmire of the Old West, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old vampire living in Europe that’s willing to show him the therapy ropes. 



Immerse yourself into this alternate world and meet your clients: self-hating vampires, agoraphobic social media addicts, supernatural narcissists, and victims of centuries-old capitalistic systems. You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it. 

That is, if you can accept yourself first. 

…Vampire Therapist, there's no way you don't want to know more about that—but the underlying concept looks genuinely interesting too. — PC Gamer 

Vampire Therapist from Little Bat Games is one of our most anticipated games of 2024. — Gayming Magazine 

…Vampire Therapist is shaking a lot of things up in one very elegant bag… — Rock, Paper, Shotgun 

Every single character was memorable, and the thought of even more quirky clients for Sam to treat is an exciting one. — GameRant 

 

 

  • Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality. 
     
  • A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age. 
     
  • An All-Star Voice Cast: Vampire Therapist is voiced by some of the best voice actors in the business, with Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3). 
     
  • Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite. 
     
  • Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!




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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
9.5 hMain
13 h Main + Sides
14.5 h Completionist
11 h All Styles
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Posted on: July 26, 2024

arugulaKhan

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 59

great read, hardly a game

Vampire Therapist is a bit of a tough sell. On the one hand, the writing and VO work are fantastic, the cast is endearing and the art is quite nice. On the other, the "gameplay" is linear, quite short (at 6-7 hours) and boils down to correctly identifying dysfunctions or clicking your way through two simplistic mini-games. If you want a well-constructed, thoughtful and oftentimes hilarious read, wait until it's on sale (15 bucks is a bit steep for what it offers). But if you're looking for involving gameplay or replay value I'd look elsewhere.


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Posted on: October 24, 2024

Adventay323

Verified owner

Games: 93 Reviews: 3

Well written novel.

Worth the time.


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Posted on: October 27, 2024

AeronHarvae

Verified owner

Games: 3 Reviews: 1

Wildest Game I ever played

I may have blitzed through it but the game is so fun I was ENGROSSED in it. It's both amazing and funny and no joke there were things that were not on my bingo card.


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Posted on: March 15, 2025

Kitteninabox

Verified owner

Games: 37 Reviews: 1

Fantastic game

This game had everything that I wanted in a VN, charming art style, engaging story, spectacular voice acting and just overall a lot of fun to me. The gameplay mechanics were solid and while there are some small mini games, they didn't feel intrusive and you did have the option to skip them if you wanted.


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Posted on: March 1, 2025

Milhyo

Verified owner

Games: 127 Reviews: 1

Great game

I've never that much into visual novel but I'm glad I gave it a try!


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