Posted on: July 20, 2015

pbl64k
Verified ownerGames: 565 Reviews: 2
Zach Barth Strikes Again*
* the review is based on the Steam version of TIS-100 If you're not a programmer, you might not like this game. It is a wall of undecipherable text staring back at you, daunting and immense. It is abstract, it's totally divorced from reality as you know it. It's a different reality, dark and soul-crushing. To say it challenges you to go toe-to-toe with it would be like saying that Sauron challenges Frodo. The very notion is ridiculous. If you're a programmer, you might not like this game. It is the same thing you're doing every day 9-to-5. Only without the comforts of an IDE and a high-level language. It's a throwback to the horrible times when messily bearded men and women hacked at their ridiculously underpowered machines with their hexadecimal debuggers and little else. (Stone axes? Loincloths?) If it's not the Stone Age of computing, it is not far removed from it. If, however, programming and computer science are a passion rather than a trade for you, you might want to check it out. If you can't resist a puzzle that dares you to create and invent rather than reverse engineer, you might want to check it out. If you liked SpaceChem and/or Infinifactory, for Turing's sake, stop reading and click that damn button! There might be a tiny chance you won't like it. But the risk is negligible. It is the purest version of Zachtronics Formula to date. It's largely black-and-white. And essentially text-based. It's about stream processing and parallelization and all sorts of scary words like that. It hates you in any number of very subtle ways. It can deprive you of sleep and destroy your life. And the story (wait, story?! -- yes!) is creepy as hell. For all I know, Zach probably did it on a bet. ("Surely we can't sell THAT!") It is brilliant. It's gorgeous. It's my Game of the Year, and probably of the decade. I don't know whether I can recommend it to *you*, but hopefully I've helped you make your decision.
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