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Theme Hospital

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4.7/5

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4.7

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Theme Hospital
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the s...
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( 648 Reviews )

4.7

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Product details
1997, Bullfrog Productions, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, 1.8 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0c, 2 GB HDD...
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the staff want to play doctors and nurses together. No matter how you look at it, you're in control of a very sick hospital.

If there is one word that describes Theme Hospital then it has to be “hilarious.” Almost everything in this game is made with great dose of humour. You might think that someone's illness is not a laughing matter but wait till you see a patient with KingComplex dressed as Elvis or serious case of Hairyitis caused from prolonged exposure to the moon. Finding treatments for such diseases is a part of your job, but there’s no prescription to cure the insanity that may result from trying to figure out those cures. You start off small with an empty building, a few doctors, a general diagnostic, a pharmacy, a reception desk, and a few other necessities. From there it’s up to you to move your way up in the health care industry.

A hospital simulator is not something you might consider a good theme for a game but the guys from Bullfrog Productions were famous for creating innovative and fun titles from the craziest idea--and Theme Hospital no exception. This game is a piece of art and definitely the best “hospital” simulation so check it out. Our diagnosis: fun!

  • Polished & detailed management sim with extra helpings of crazy.
  • Hilarious humour will accompany you throughout the entire game, in this strange hospital of yours there is always something weird and funny going on.
  • Be everything the national health care system shouldn't be; there is no place for mercy and altruism in this game - you can’t buy yourself a new car with that, can you?

Multiplayer is available only over LAN.

© 1997, 2012 Electronic Arts Inc.

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System requirements
Minimum system requirements:

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

This game is powered by DOSBox.
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (10, 11), Mac OS X (10.6.8)
Release date:
{{'1997-03-31T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
166 MB

Game features

Languages
English
audio
text
Deutsch
audio
text
español
audio
text
français
audio
text
italiano
audio
text
svenska
audio
text
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We make games live forever! Since 2008 we enhance good old games ourselves, to guarantee convenience and compatibility with modern systems. Even if the original developers of the game do not support it anymore.
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What improvements we made to this game:
Update (13 November 2024)
  • Validated stability
  • Verified compatibility with Windows 10 and 11
  • Verified Cloud Saves support
Internal Update (21 March 2019)
  • Added Cloud Saves functionality
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Posted on: July 1, 2015

Mrfarside44

Verified owner

Games: 5 Reviews: 1

Great game

loved it, great claasic game


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Posted on: July 7, 2016

darshie76

Verified owner

Games: 271 Reviews: 7

After all these years, it is still fun.

I did purchase this game when it was released; spent nights and days playing it, over and over. Addicted? Yes, but not because it was just the excitement of the moment, the game really shine in the longevity department. The premise is simple: build rooms to get patients in, cure them and make money. More money means more rooms and more equipment; so the progression is the ABC of game design. What make the difference is that it is not complex, UI wise; so anyone can pick it up and play; it has the "5 more minutes" effect, which glue you to get to the next level or to see how long can you go, in the same level, before move to the next. And the comical factor, is also important...this game does not take itself seriously at all! The diseases are weird and funny; death itself is something that you look at and laugh about it, although you feel sad for the poor guy. Graphic is ancient; but it won't really affect your perception of the game, you can play it today and still feel better than newer games, because the cartoonish graphic in pseudo-isometric view is bearable. The UI is something that I never liked, color wise, but it is clean and easy to use. You will find yourself building rooms, re-arranging them, moving things around often, and dealing with the shifts, since if you leave it to the AI, most likely all doctors will take a break at the same time, so you need to be smart and drag half tired people in the recreation room to recharge, so you can always have someone ready to take patients. The game has different difficulty; but what change is mostly the number of patients, so you will naturally raise the difficulty once you feel comfortable, it is not a chore to do so, but natural and organic. IF you like funny games that simulate hospital, with a pleasant graphic and a ton of funny jokes and replayability; just get this game and enjoy it for long time!


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Posted on: November 26, 2016

mladjan95

Games: 15 Reviews: 4

Fun game

Old school!


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Posted on: December 14, 2016

Kitsu289

Verified owner

Games: 145 Reviews: 2

The nostalgia!

I remember playing this game as a child with my sister, and the both of us lost the game. Unfortunately though we lost it, and for a long time hadn't played it. Cue 2016, we find GOG Galaxy, and finally find this gem. We are so happy to play it again and it's genuinely fun. It gets progressively harder as each level goes on, nothing feels too impossible, and the gameplay is both funny and sometimes puts you into full gear to achieve your name on that leaderboard. You can also, as someone stated in the reviews already, change the language if you so need to.


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Posted on: December 18, 2016

Cyanste

Verified owner

Games: 30 Reviews: 1

Absolutely Fantastic

Theme Hospital is a great game that has really held up over the almost 20 years it's been around. It's a game that you can really come back to and just build your hospital to cure wacky diseases. Would definitely recommend to anyone who likes these types of games.


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