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Theme Hospital

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4.7/5

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4.7

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Theme Hospital
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital™, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the s...
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Product details
1997, Bullfrog Productions, ...
System requirements
Windows 10, 1.8 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0c, 2 GB HDD...
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Description
It's a matter of laugh or death in Theme Hospital, another installment of the Theme series. Design, maintain and manage a hi-tech hospital facility, making the most of limited resources and turning cures into cash. The Grim Reaper stalks the corridors, the ill have some very odd ailments, and the staff want to play doctors and nurses together. No matter how you look at it, you're in control of a very sick hospital.

If there is one word that describes Theme Hospital then it has to be “hilarious.” Almost everything in this game is made with great dose of humour. You might think that someone's illness is not a laughing matter but wait till you see a patient with KingComplex dressed as Elvis or serious case of Hairyitis caused from prolonged exposure to the moon. Finding treatments for such diseases is a part of your job, but there’s no prescription to cure the insanity that may result from trying to figure out those cures. You start off small with an empty building, a few doctors, a general diagnostic, a pharmacy, a reception desk, and a few other necessities. From there it’s up to you to move your way up in the health care industry.

A hospital simulator is not something you might consider a good theme for a game but the guys from Bullfrog Productions were famous for creating innovative and fun titles from the craziest idea--and Theme Hospital no exception. This game is a piece of art and definitely the best “hospital” simulation so check it out. Our diagnosis: fun!

  • Polished & detailed management sim with extra helpings of crazy.
  • Hilarious humour will accompany you throughout the entire game, in this strange hospital of yours there is always something weird and funny going on.
  • Be everything the national health care system shouldn't be; there is no place for mercy and altruism in this game - you can’t buy yourself a new car with that, can you?

Multiplayer is available only over LAN.

© 1997, 2012 Electronic Arts Inc.

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Minimum system requirements:

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY

This game is powered by DOSBox.
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
26.5 hMain
29.5 h Main + Sides
38 h Completionist
30.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (10, 11), Mac OS X (10.6.8)
Release date:
{{'1997-03-31T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
166 MB

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svenska
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What improvements we made to this game:
Update (13 November 2024)
  • Validated stability
  • Verified compatibility with Windows 10 and 11
  • Verified Cloud Saves support
Internal Update (21 March 2019)
  • Added Cloud Saves functionality
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Posted on: June 21, 2013

jhmmafan

Verified owner

Games: 92 Reviews: 2

I wanted to hate this game...

I really did. I mean seriously....who wants to play a game where you build a hospital. I want fire, guns, dragons, space combat and all those other awesome things people want when they play video games. But on a whim I bought this game when it was on sale for a meager 2.99 just so I could see what all the hype was about. Now I know...this game is strangely...eerily....deceptively...addictive. There are plenty of reviews that describe the gameplay and other aspects of this stellar game. I believe I can summarize it in just one sentence. Theme Hospital is just plain fun to play...and the bottom line is....buy it...play it...love it.


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Posted on: October 27, 2012

Karekristensson

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Games: 711 Reviews: 42

A Bullfrog classic

This is one of Bullfrog's finest games from the DOS era, no doubt about it. You are put in charge of several different hospitals in the single player mode where you encounter more and more bizarre illnesses as well as odd patients. You have to plan very carefully with how you build the different treatment and diagnosis rooms as you're only given a certain number of funds for each level, that also have different goals for how many patients you need to cure, how much you earn and so on. Another thing you must be careful with is that the doctors, nurses and other people you hire will need to every now and then take a break, this can lead to quite long lines forming outside a treatment room and it is best to put out plenty of benches for the patients to sit on. You also gotta watch out so you don't hire a doctor or nurse who's really bad at their work and kill more patients then they cure, they don't demand that much in wages but it is generally better to hire the more skilled ones instead of the cheap and bad ones. All in all, this is a really wonderful management game that people can enjoy for its silly sense of humor and later challenging levels.


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Posted on: July 10, 2012

timazisqua

Verified owner

Games: 92 Reviews: 1

Ermahgerd Huspidal!!!

OMG! This is still one of those games that actually had originality and innovation. This is a classic game that will keep you busy for hours. A simple yet heavily addictive hospital simulator with quirky humor and outrageous deceases to cure (and rats to shoot). This is where "Fun" was actually more coherent than "Realism". This is a brilliant game, a definite buy at GOG After searching through my cd's and finding this one I was so bummed out that it wasn't win7 compatible. Finding this on GOG was a godsend. No more fiddling to find the right sound card driver, no more scratched disc required, no more hassle, it is just run and play (As games should be!). Thank you GOG for bringing one of my favorites games back to life. It's guys like you that will make games stand the test of time. Thank you.


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Posted on: April 12, 2012

JEZNUT

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 2

Surprisingly Fun

This is actually one of the first Theme games that I've played back in the day. As boring as the title sounds, its actually nothing like running a real hospital. You get to hire a quirky staff and cure some of the funniest illnesses you've ever seen. If you're tired of the sim games of today, I would definitely check this one out. It's easily worth the $5.99!


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Posted on: August 25, 2013

csingacsguk

Verified owner

Games: 106 Reviews: 10

Great for beginner managers

A 6 year-old could play this! Not what you're used to in this genre. You don't even need tutorial. It gets difficult step by step, it doesn't surprise you with an impossible level once the tutorial is over. A most addicting game. You're gonna feel really stupid when playing this. 1:00 am- why can't i find a good surgeon? 2:00am- omg, earthquake, my machines are broken! 2:30- AAAHH! Need more benches in the waiting room! Yep, it's pathetic. Spending nights with this childish looking oldie. But you know it's a good game, when you choose it over sleeping.


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