Posted on: February 20, 2020

Faile
Verified ownerGames: 891 Reviews: 17
Firewatch this ain't
Can't recommend this one, tries to be firewatch, but comes nowhere close. Unlikable characters, bland voice acting, bland story and stretched out like crazy to barely reach 2.5-3 hours of playtime. Clearly made on the cheap as if some graphic artists got together and made a hotel setting and some guy yelled "let's make money" so they slapped together a barebone predictable story with no surprises. choices which are no choices (honestly, for most of the "choices" they at best change the initial sentence your character says, that is it, and in several cases they change NOTHING, of course they have no impact on anything later, endings are the same, later dialogues are not impacted). Pacing is off everywhere, if you are a regular gamer you will often end up where you need to be before the game WANTS you to because the dialogue is still going and we can't interrupt that of course. I had several occasions where I had to sit and listen to dialogue discussing what to do while staring at the thing I had to interact with but couldn't since dialogue is unskippable and while it's going you can't interact with buttons and stuff. On one occasion I even had to wait for ANOTHER dialogue to start and wait for it to finish....which meant I stood there, no one was talking but I still could not interact with anything (I thought the game was bugged) until after a minute the next dialogue started, horrible. There is also no reward for exploration, there is barely stuff to inspect, mostly books you can check the covers off and a very few letters. You don't miss much if you just beeline it to the finish (which brings the already low playtime even lower, my 2.5-3 hours included some exploration until I realized it was pointless). Stay away or wait for a sale, this is not worth the money in any way, shape or form.
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