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Surgeon Simulator

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2.9/5

( 21 Reviews )

2.9

21 Reviews

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Surgeon Simulator
Description
Malpractice Makes Perfect. Didn’t fancy seven years at medical school? Skip straight to the operating table with Surgeon Simulator; an over-the-top operation sim, stitching together dastardly dark humour with all the seriousness of life-saving surgery. Taking on the role of Nigel Burke, a would-b...
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2.9/5

( 21 Reviews )

2.9

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2013, Bossa Studios, ...
System requirements
Windows 7 / 8 / 10, 2.0 GHz, 2 GB RAM, Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better, 9.0, 500 MB HD space, Direc...
Time to beat
3 hMain
6 h Main + Sides
15 h Completionist
5.5 h All Styles
Description
Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Didn’t fancy seven years at medical school? Skip straight to the operating table with Surgeon Simulator; an over-the-top operation sim, stitching together dastardly dark humour with all the seriousness of life-saving surgery.

Taking on the role of Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon with a penchant for non-conventional tools, perform critical procedures on patients including an alien with a truly one-of-a-kind anatomical structure!

Known for its diabolically difficult controls (with each finger separately controlled by a different keyboard button), carry out terrifying transplants in theatre, high-pressure procedures along the corridor, and on-the-move operations in the back of a high-speed ambulance. Steady hands? Yeah, that ain’t gonna help!

Updated for 2017, Surgeon Simulator now includes the A&E expansion pack. We’re talking slicker (and often stickier!) graphics, additional procedures, all-new environments, and a (heart) pumping soundtrack.

(c) 2013 Bossa Studios Ltd. All rights reserved.

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Minimum system requirements:

Please note: 'The Heavy' and 'Donald J Trump' surgeries will be available at a later date.
Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Please note: 'The Heavy' and 'Donald J Trump' surgeries will be available at a later date.
Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
3 hMain
6 h Main + Sides
15 h Completionist
5.5 h All Styles
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Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
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Posted on: July 18, 2020

pjdodd

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Over-rated YouTube ClickBait Crap

I can imagine Felix Jizzberg (and his many, many copycats) going for this, a lot.


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Posted on: March 26, 2018

garybrt

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Games: 906 Reviews: 13

Buyer beware

Download link is a 404 error


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Posted on: October 15, 2013

ReadWriteGame

Games: 229 Reviews: 4

Why spend money on a joke?

This game is a joke. I mean literally a joke. Not in the "it's so bad it's a joke" way, but an actual joke by the creators. Which is fine. Except for the fact that they charge money for it. A joke is good for a laugh yes. But why pay for this joke? It's one big joke that costs money. Save your money and go to a comedy club instead.


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Posted on: September 6, 2014

Shlomihaz123

Games: 7 Reviews: 1

Why there is no cd-key!

WTF ?!!? Why there is no cd-key on this game !! I buy cuz i think it have a cd key thats i can import it to steam I wanna my money!


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Posted on: October 13, 2013

pablothecat

Verified owner

Games: 312 Reviews: 1

My worst purchase ever

Good old games or worst modern games? There is no manual. There is no tutorial. There is no explanation of the tools to use. And this is just the welcome. When you find creating simulators, often the choice is between: faithfully reproduce something (at the cost of simplicity or fun), or make the simulator a bit 'more arcade and fun. In SS2013 were able to do neither of the two. I lost a few dollars and I lost several hours of my life trying to hold a surgical instrument in this game, but failed to do this. When I did, he fell under the table and I had to start over. When it did not fall under the table, my own hand could not see what I was doing on the patient. Are 30 years old I play video games, especially at managerial and simulations, but a game so frustrating, embarrassing and unnecessary had not yet come across.


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