Still There

What would otherwise be a great immersive setting is spoiled by poor writing. Although the story is not bad, the dialogues ruin it with too many absolutely unnecessary, out of place, sexual jokes. The pizzles are very enjoyable and cleverly designed. I enjoyed interacting with the station. The music gets very repetitive considering you can spend prolonged time on a single puzzle with a short track on a loop. I would've given it 3.5 stars. This game is overal a nice experience that does not offend, tainted with few problems.

Great game, I enjoyed the puzzles, sad story, made me cry, a lot.

I've played a lot of games over the years. I must say that this one is the most aggravating game to date. The "puzzles" are simply annoying. The puzzling part is that nowhere is there any kind of real hint. Things simply make no sense. You'd think this would actually have some sort of common sense engineering involved but no. This could have been a nice game but it's so annoying with how it works it pisses me off when I try to play it. Not even worth the $5.09 price tag.

6 of 5 must play. 5 of 5 great story great gameplay. 4 of 5 great story average gameplay. 3 of 5 average story average gameplay. 2 of 5 play only if it's your favorite genre. 1 of 5 play if you have nothing better to do. 0 of 5 play if you're a masochist. -1 of 5 avoid. Still There score is -1 of 5.

You play a pathetic, immature male child, wallowing in self-pity and dysfunction. The gameplay involves solving pointless puzzles, such as recycling your pee to make a cup of coffee and a bowl of microwaved cereal before you can do anything remotely constructive. Rewards include receiving emails from your partner/baby mama, who alternates between describing how pathetic you are and how she's sleeping with other men. The target market seems to be males with submissive and humiliation kinks and misandrists.