Posted on: June 19, 2018

Hanglyman
Verified ownerGames: 444 Reviews: 141
I Love Douglas Adams, But... No.
As a huge fan of Adams' books, this game seemed to promise a witty, funny, lively experience onboard an exotic starship filled with colorful characters. While the characters are certainly interesting and they do have several witty, funny lines, the overall experience is stark and kind of depressing- wandering around a desolate, sterile, empty ship, only occasionally chatting with someone and quickly exhausting the 10 or 12 lines of dialogue they have to offer, after which they seem like exactly what they are- hollow, malfunctioning robots. Even the parrot, simultaneously the most obnoxious and funniest character, gets stale pretty quickly. The ship itself is rather ugly and sparse and not very much fun to explore. As for the puzzles, they're a mix- some are fair or even easy, others are virtually impossible without a walkthrough. There are almost no hints given anywhere in the game, few indications of what to do or where to go, and the controls are so bad that for several puzzles I had trouble solving them even while following a guide- for example, there's a part where you have to knock something from a tree with a stick. Any other game, you'd just drag the stick over the tree, and indeed most of THIS game works like that. But for this one puzzle you have to drag the stick and wiggle it around for several seconds, with no indication that anything is happening. Anyone playing the game fairly would assume the stick wasn't the solution and never be able to progress. Another puzzle seemed to glitch out when I provided the solution the first time, forcing me to load an earlier save and do things in a slightly different order, which shouldn't have made a difference. And a puzzle involving a light bulb is so obtuse you wouldn't know it even IS a puzzle right up until you solve it. Some of this, particularly the visual design, is forgivable considering the era the game was released, but the gameplay is atrocious. It's worth a play, but keep a guide handy- you'll need it.
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