Posted on: June 26, 2022
Early Access review
Dis13
Verified ownerGames: 171 Reviews: 2
Under $20? Good. $15 would be better
While waiting for Two Point University and wishing I could play a Harry Potter school sim, I found a middle ground between the two. Sort of. I am picky about the narratives in my stories (they usually suck) and I'm of the opinion that usually less is more. This game is proof of that. What story is here seems to be purposefully tropey, and if there was a hard story that underlay the levels, beyond defeating the Lord of Evil (or, you know, usually not) it would be unbearable. A heavy story in a sim is an unfortunate blemish I've seen in other sims, and they make absolutely no sense. Thankfully this sim focuses more of the strengths of the genre: sinking you into a flow state and tricking your brain chemicals to feel a sense of accomplishment from incremental decisions and upgrades. I sank over ten hours into this thing, for good or not, since I bought it. I think that comes close to justifying the $17-$18 price I paid for it. It can be buggy. I got tossed out of the final level in the campaign because at first the game only ran at 2x speed (panic inducing when you're inches away from winning against the army of darkness or getting splattered) before it just froze. Within like 5-10 minutes of the end of the level. Usually I could jar the game out of a bug by closing out of the game and getting back into it, but this one was permanent. A damn shame, as I was willing to put in an hour or more on trying to see the end of the campaign. Now I'll probably uninstall it. Honestly given how little the choices (you can change some choices for your school in your office, I bet some will never figure that out) matter at least in the campaign, I don't see myself wanting to play this any further. Everything is just too damn fast and not in depth enough to really feel like the sim it purports to be. You also get shuttled into one choice, which is to have a flexible balance in your majors and try to get inhuman students. Do not buy it at full price.
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