Posted on: December 9, 2024
Wasted_Shaggy
Verified ownerGames: 128 Reviews: 2
very funny
not very long, around 10h max, but very cool
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Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death
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WARNING: This game contains puns, dad jokes, flappy-bird-like-arcade-minigames, breaking of the 4th wall and jabs directed at tryhard-overly-serious-RPGS. Do not play if you hate FUN or would not like to strap in for a Hilarious quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™.
Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.
This is not one of them.
You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.
Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!
We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.
Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.
(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)
Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.
This is not one of them.
You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.
Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!
HILARIOUS HACK 'N SLASH
Do you like ragdoll effects? What about Swords? Maces? Magical Wands imbued with the power of a slight pandemic cough?We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.
TRAVERSE THE OPEN WORLD
The quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ will take you across the world of Weirdwood, searching high and low. Wander through the forests, delve into the dank caves and scour the heavens on your grand endeavor.Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.
(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)
Popular achievements
That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
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92.43%
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
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53%
Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers
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36.06%
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times
common
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64.43%
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
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35.4%
AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire
common
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87.41%
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire
common
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53.06%
Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob
common
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38.04%
Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
common
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98.59%
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Posted on: December 10, 2024
kalleboost
Verified ownerGames: 30 Reviews: 1
Fun/Narrator-rich game
A bit too self concious at times, but it essentially takes a big dump on the typical rpg game. Sometimes it feels like the devs couldn't make a good story and just decided to meme it, and therefore they memed it in everyway possible. Why did something happen? Meme it. Why can't I do this? Meme it. Why can't I swim in the pond? Sharks, that's why.
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Posted on: December 11, 2024
Qrimzn
Verified ownerGames: 112 Reviews: 5
Laughed Out Loud
This game is the answer to the question 'What if Elden Ring had memes?'
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Posted on: December 11, 2024
mccote
Verified ownerGames: 14 Reviews: 1
Fun but buggy
I really like the un-seriousness and goofiness of it. Graphics are more than good enough for me. Its my kind of game and overall fun. But there are a few unbelievably annyoing bugs that I can't believe testers did not find. If you're using a magic wand, the game seems ti switch you back to a sword every chance it gets. When you load into a new area or fast travel, or die and reload, youre always back to sword again. Another one, sometimes dodge roll flings you into the air and when you land you die. There are a few other bugs too, its unfortunate.
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Posted on: December 14, 2024
eldiablo769
Verified ownerGames: 8 Reviews: 2
super funny
so much fun cant stop laughing at literally everything especcially the catuccino
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