Posted on: March 7, 2025
skewpid
Verified ownerGames: 124 Reviews: 1
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havy game man next level better than skyrim
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Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death
Description
WARNING: This game contains puns, dad jokes, flappy-bird-like-arcade-minigames, breaking of the 4th wall and jabs directed at tryhard-overly-serious-RPGS. Do not play if you hate FUN or would not like to strap in for a Hilarious quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™.
Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.
This is not one of them.
You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.
Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!
We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.
Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.
(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)
Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.
This is not one of them.
You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.
Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!
HILARIOUS HACK 'N SLASH
Do you like ragdoll effects? What about Swords? Maces? Magical Wands imbued with the power of a slight pandemic cough?We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.
TRAVERSE THE OPEN WORLD
The quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ will take you across the world of Weirdwood, searching high and low. Wander through the forests, delve into the dank caves and scour the heavens on your grand endeavor.Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.
(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)
Popular achievements
That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
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92.43%
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
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53%
Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers
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36.06%
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times
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64.43%
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
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35.4%
AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire
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87.41%
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire
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53.06%
Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob
common
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38.04%
Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
common
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98.59%
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Time to beat
7.5 hMain
9.5 h Main + Sides
13.5 h Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
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User reviews
Posted on: May 19, 2025
Elite_Status23
Verified ownerGames: 301 Reviews: 1
Decent attempt, weak unfinished game
Game was promising when you first start the game, with decent dialogue at first. However, after that it becomes apparent this game was rushed and not finished. Combat is repetitive and boring, gear is not great and you'll end up using maybe one hat during the enitre game, as most gear is useless. Not much custimization either. The dialogue is repeated over and over and really never gets better as the game goes on. Dungeons are reused and there is barely any side content. I understand it's an indie game, but it's inexcuseable to sell a game in this state with the price they are asking for.
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Posted on: December 6, 2024
Sprague88
Verified ownerGames: 195 Reviews: 1
WHOOPASS!!
WHOOPS ASS ASS WHOOPED WHOOP OF ASS
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Posted on: December 7, 2024
LittleJuicy
Verified ownerGames: 106 Reviews: 1
makes me laugh
very fun game. easy to play.
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Posted on: December 14, 2024
Lakica565
Verified ownerGames: 122 Reviews: 1
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
awesome game , i realy enjoy it , i need a cookie after this
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