Posted on: August 28, 2024
gio_kiborg
Verified ownerGames: 485 Reviews: 1
funny and enjoyable
non-stop fun
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Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death
Description
WARNING: This game contains puns, dad jokes, flappy-bird-like-arcade-minigames, breaking of the 4th wall and jabs directed at tryhard-overly-serious-RPGS. Do not play if you hate FUN or would not like to strap in for a Hilarious quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™.
Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.
This is not one of them.
You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.
Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!
We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.
Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.
(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)
Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.
This is not one of them.
You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.
Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!
HILARIOUS HACK 'N SLASH
Do you like ragdoll effects? What about Swords? Maces? Magical Wands imbued with the power of a slight pandemic cough?We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.
TRAVERSE THE OPEN WORLD
The quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ will take you across the world of Weirdwood, searching high and low. Wander through the forests, delve into the dank caves and scour the heavens on your grand endeavor.Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.
(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)
Popular achievements
That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
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92.43%
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
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53%
Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers
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36.06%
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times
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64.43%
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
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35.4%
AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire
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87.41%
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire
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53.06%
Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob
common
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38.04%
Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
common
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98.59%
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Time to beat
7.5 hMain
9.5 h Main + Sides
13.5 h Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
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User reviews
Posted on: November 28, 2024
Rynn Goodale
Verified ownerGames: 1006 Reviews: 4
Amusing Silly Game but missing something
This game is silly and amusing but alas it's another title from GOG that fell away from getting current patches/updates In September the game was updated to include Co-op on Steam I love GoG for the no-DRM but its hard when we don't get content from patches/updates
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Posted on: February 22, 2024
gamingthosegames
Verified ownerGames: Reviews: 1
Broken :\
I really wanted to like this game... It seemed like a good and funny game, but it's been crashing non-stop to the point where it makes the launch of Cyberpunk look flawless by comparison. While the game seems pretty funny, it's not compelling enough for me to want to troubleshoot the constant crashing or deal with lost items/progress (some items I can't get back either). I really don't want to uninstall it, but it's not worth the hassle. Hope it gets fixed. I'd love to finish this game and repost a more positive review.
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Posted on: December 3, 2024
Cfreeman21
Verified ownerGames: 155 Reviews: 1
Worth Every Min
Easy To Pick Up, Solid Mechanics, Streamlined Fun, Speed Runners Playground, Hard Not To Enjoy. Pros: • RPG meets National Lampoon • Comedy Gold at Times • Soild Game Storyline Pace • No Over Grinding • Intuitive Contorls Cons: • There are a few softlocks/hardlocks due to level design (Save Your Game) • Not really Replayaple • Short Game • Controller Support Can Be An Issue at Times (Can Be Fixed)
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Posted on: February 25, 2025
toxicdisorder
Verified ownerGames: 283 Reviews: 1
Broken/Janky
I would have liked to play this title more, sadly I was softlocked in the beginning on the first trap. It said "Dodge to put out the fire (ALT)" on a fire trap and I was unable to do so. I tried a dozen-ish times changing up the various ways I dodged into the trap but I could not figure it out and died repeatedly. Either the controls are very janky or the tutorial is incorrect, not sure which. But I was unable to progress past the intro, beware of this game.
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