Redshirt

I have written this review solely because I cannot stand seeing people entitled to having indie games for 1 usd and lashing out when they don't. The launch price is high, sure, but it is indie, it will be in bundles, bargain bins in no time. Also, how is price of a game at all relevant to its quality? And why do we even have rating averages?

I've never written a review on GOG before, and to be honest I still haven't. This isn't a real review because I haven't played the game yet. However, many people seem to be "reviewing" the game just so they can give it a bad score because of the price tag, or even because of the download size of the game. These people fully admit to not having played the game or even having bought it and yet they think they have any right to voice their opinion on the games quality. They are wrong. I'll be giving the game a 5 star rating simply to balance out some of those moronic 1 star reviews from people who haven't played the game. And I implore the GOG staff, please make it a mandatory prerequisite for anyone who tries to write a review that they are only able to if they have purchased the game in question on their account.

I think it's wonderful how we have so many great reviewers on GOG who can tell me, for instance, how much the game costs, in case I can't find the price tag myself, or that the game is actually quite small, because like, M means a million right, so I thought 50 MB had to be REALLY BIG!!! Thank you reviewers for not making me have to think at all. I'm going to give 5 stars for the reviews, because reviewing the reviews makes sense, just like reviewing a game you never played.

I just about bought this game.... looks fun.... but $20? I just can't see it... :(

That guy on the cover has only one eyebrow.