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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

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3.1/5

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3.1

6 Reviews

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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Description
Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up,...
Genre:
Shooter - Action - Horror
Tags:
Action, Story Rich, Exploration, First-Person, Horror, show 9 more... Mature, Violent, Gore, FPS, Shooter, Hack and Slash, Realistic, Physics, Vampire
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3.1/5

( 6 Reviews )

3.1

6 Reviews

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Product details
2022, Asmodev, ...
System requirements
Windows® 10 64-bit, Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent), 8 GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equiv...
DLCs
Priest Simulator: Her Ghost, Vulgator (Priest Simulator OST)
Time to beat
8 hMain
10 h Main + Sides
15 h Completionist
10 h All Styles

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Description
Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.



Divine arms at your disposal

Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.



Renovate the church

The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.



Deliver the villagers from damnation

Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
8 hMain
10 h Main + Sides
15 h Completionist
10 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Shooter - Action - Horror
Tags:
Action, Story Rich, Exploration, First-Person, Horror, show 9 more... Mature, Violent, Gore, FPS, Shooter, Hack and Slash, Realistic, Physics, Vampire
Works on:
Windows (10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2022-10-06T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Company:
Asmodev / Ultimate Games S.A.
Size:
12.9 GB
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Single-player
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English
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polski
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Overall most helpful review

Posted on: January 12, 2025

Early Access review

EsbeeSB

Games: Reviews: 6

Another unfinished GOG version

The game has been fully released on Steam over a month ago (Dec 5th 2024), with no signs that the devs plan to do the same here. No doubt their excuse is the whole *seconds* of work it would take to comment out the Steam DRM calls because of the catch-22 that it isn't "worth it" to support a GOG version anymore. And GOG, as usual, seems perfectly content to continue selling an unfinished, inferior, and intentionally abandoned product 'cause who cares, right? Not like reputation means anything, or that those seeking DRM-free versions have alternatives they could find through simple searches.

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Posted on: February 15, 2025

Early Access review

skdursh

Games: Reviews: 20

Scammer developer. GOG ignores it.

Game is fully completed on Steam for 3 months, but here it has been abandoned here since October. How is this at all acceptable? How is this still allowed to be sold here and why is GOG allowing such abuse of their customers?

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Posted on: October 18, 2024

Early Access review

Sziwa

Games: 36 Reviews: 1

5/5

"Priest Simulator is a refreshing and unique game that blends humor, action, and management in an unexpected way. You play as a priest in a small, quirky village, performing exorcisms, managing a parish, and battling demons. The game’s satirical take on religious life is hilarious, while the gameplay itself is varied and engaging. With dynamic combat, supernatural abilities, and an open world to explore, Priest Simulator delivers a genuinely fun and memorable experience, perfect for players looking for something original."

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Posted on: October 17, 2024

Early Access review

vtopoland

Games: 122 Reviews: 1

very good game

whoever hasn't played should regret it :-)

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Posted on: October 17, 2024

Early Access review

Kane6644

Games: 886 Reviews: 4

I also wait for Rabbi Simulator

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