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POSTAL: Classic and Uncut

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3.5/5

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3.5

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POSTAL: Classic and Uncut
Description
Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention. Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17...
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( 147 Reviews )

3.5

147 Reviews

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Product details
2003, Running With Scissors, ESRB Rating: Mature 17+...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 1.4 GHz or faster, 512 MB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with Dir...
Time to beat
2.5 hMain
3.5 h Main + Sides
13.5 h Completionist
4 h All Styles
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Description
Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention.

Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 levels (plus 4 new levels and 24 new characters in the expansion pack). Exploit mass murder opportunities, mow down marching bands, spray protesters, charbroil whole towns. Enter multiplayer mode Go Postal with up to 15 other death row candidates.
  • Includes the original POSTAL and the Special Delivery Expansion Pack
  • A fast-paced, guns-blazing, mind-numbing isometric view killing spree
  • Look at the world through the eyes of a psycho!

©2009, RWS Inc. All Rights Reserved. POSTAL®, Champ™, Krotchy™, Postal Dude™, the Running With Scissors name and the Running With Scissors logo are registered trademarks of RWS Inc. in the United States and/or other Countries.

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manual (26 pages) HD wallapers (Postal series) avatars (Postal series)
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:

Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
2.5 hMain
3.5 h Main + Sides
13.5 h Completionist
4 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, Ubuntu 18.04)
Release date:
{{'2003-08-29T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
292 MB
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Mature 17+ (Animated Blood and Gore, Animated Violence)

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Posted on: December 18, 2012

Slimey-One

Games: 481 Reviews: 4

Frustrating and not worth it.

I don't quite understand why it's such a popular game. Postal 2 I get, but this? Comparing to Postal 2, this is really tame and boring. It's buggy and the graphics are pretty ugly. The character models look out of place with the handdrawn backgrounds. The main menu is weird and looks as if someone threw it together in paint within a minute. One major bug I remember is that you can't turn left/right. You have to tap left/right in order to turn, which is not even worth bothering with. I've never enjoyed this game because of just how frustrating it is. There is not a single redeeming factor I can think of. If all the bugs are fixed, I still think the game is barely worth it. You have to be a hardcore fan. Unless you REALLY think you might enjoy it, despite its many flaws, skip this.


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Posted on: August 25, 2023

SquidKamer

Verified owner

Games: 711 Reviews: 8

Running with Scissors, sell this game.

I played Postal as a kid. It was a cool game back then. Even more so now! Which shows that people remain violent and craving for blood their whole lives. Postal is a harmful game that should be played by children. Of course, I believe that someone who plays it will shoot people in the neighborhood. What I find fantastic is its lack of empathy. And to top it all off, the fact that its creators come from a country where 762 people died in 2022 only adds to its replay value. GOG, tell Running with Scissors to let me pay for this game.


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Posted on: September 15, 2020

poop87

Verified owner

Games: 119 Reviews: 1

One of the darkest games I've played

Whoever says this game doesn't have a plot hasn't read the manual. The Postal Dude is an average joe whose mental state is deteriorating and believes there is a plague driving people insane, causing him to take up arms in his paranoia. Noisy, dark ambient pieces play during loading screens with some disturbing art accompanied by the Dude's thoughts at the time. Truly chilling stuff.


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Posted on: November 4, 2017

Outdated, RWS shows no interest in GOG

http://steamcommunity.com/app/232770/discussions/0/1473095965286337088/#c1473095965287209795 "The Steam version is actually much newer than the GOG version, including everything that has and much more new features. We definitely wouldn't recommend anyone pick the GOG version over the Steam version, at this point."


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Posted on: December 26, 2010

Hicham

Verified owner

Games: 492 Reviews: 17

Unplayable

This game is simply unplayable due to some problem with the left key. Even with the GOG "fix" the left key remains awkward and makes the game a chore to control to the point you simply can't play. It seemed like a mindless entertaining action game and I wish I could actually have had a chance to play it but as it stands it should not even be sold as this game is clearly unfinished to the point of not being playable. I wish GOG was more careful than that and I do hope no other game from the catalogue suffers from the same kind of problem. I can forgive once when I pay but never twice.


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