POSTAL 2

not the sort of game you'd play for an engaging story, or meaningful adventure, no grand quests to be had here, but if what you seek is to vent frustration in the consequence free environment of video gaming, this is it. the humor is a little tactless, but if you can still enjoy it, it's great, and I personally get a kick at how the protest groups are so comically blown out of proportion it warps right back around to being funny. Postal Dude has a sucky life, I'm glad I'm not him.

Postal 2 is by far one of my favorite games. I liked the original, and though it's a very different animal, you can definitely get a sense of the seeds that were planted there, and how they grew into this. Take Postal 1, ramp up the humor value and the absurdity, add an open city to run around in as you please, and make it a 3D FPS with passable visuals, and you've got Postal 2. It's still chock full of over-the-top violence, and now it has a heaping helping of stereotypes, actually making Postal 2 less politically correct than the first game. For those not easily offended by such things, though, the humor is what makes this game shine. The plot is minimalist (though greatly felt in comparison to the first game), and the gameplay still amounts to killing things, but it's the flavor and the touches of style that make all the difference. Snappy one-liners from the demented Postal Dude, some memorable characters that are hilarious (Krotchy is priceless, and who doesn't enjoy blowing away Gary Coleman?), pop-culture jokes and little jabs at consumerism and real-world items, and a very tongue-in-cheek view of itself. What other game has you swearing at people and threatening them with bodily harm just to get them to sign a petition about violent video-games? Interestingly, the game adapts itself to your level of psychotic abandon. If you're violent, the game quickly becomes just as violent as you are. If you just try to run around and do your errands like a regular guy, the city around you goes insane, and you're forced to react. Ultimately, the end result is the same, but a different feel can be gained from just how demented you choose to be. I've derived a great amount of enjoyment just by people-watching in this game, as you'll often find strange accidents or people blowing each other away, and you can just sit and watch, or you can join in. Gameplay is definitely simple, but it's really as fun as you make it. While it's certainly possible to just beeline to your objectives, this game was tailor-made for exploration. Caches of weapons and items, secret stashes, and even distinct game areas can be found just by poking around. The methods of your madness are also entirely up to you. At average difficulty, your survivability is quite good, so you can worry less about your health, and focus more on having fun blowing away badguys, setting them on fire, hacking off their heads, luring them into traps, or seeing how far you can make them fly with explosives. Apocalypse Weekend adds even more insanity into the mix, quite literally. Demonic Gary Colemans (Colemen?), frenzied cats, a boomerang scythe, Tourette's zombies, and frequent voyages to tripout city, courtesy of a head wound. All-in-all, if you liked the first one, you'll probably like this one. If you like dark humor and a mountain of mindless violence, you'll probably like it, too.

Thanks to good old games :) Working great with Windows 7.

There's not much to say - all the violence you can eat, all the freedom you want - buy it and just Go POSTAL!

This is not the type of game you brag about playing, unless maybe you are in 7th grade. Lucky for me, I was already an adult by the time this gem hit store shelves. You are the Postal Dude, just living your life. You are tasked with such menial things as going to work, picking up milk, or cashing your paycheck. Unfortunately for you, the universe seems to be against you, and you will find your path continually blocked by angry protesters, the Taliban, and men in giant penis suits. The creators of this game say that any raunchy content is entirely the action and fault of the player, and that it's entirely possible to play through without killing anybody. But why AVOID killing people when they make it so damn fun! Knocking the heads of civilians with a shovel is just too satisfying, and igniting the dance floor of a night club creates panic that makes the crazy bastard in all of us grin with glee. I spent much of this game just playing with the mechanics. They've got a pretty innovative fluid system for urine and gasoline, the latter of which can make for some very exciting moments. The former of which simply elicits a giggle from my inner 7th grader as I urinate on passers-by. I recommend this game to anyone with an intact sense of immature humor, just wait until the kids are asleep to play it.