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PO'ed: Definitive Edition

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PO'ed: Definitive Edition
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  FRIGGIN' ALIENS! They hijacked your ship and kidnapped your shipmates. IT'S ENOUGH TO GET A GUY...PO'ED!   Originally released in 1995, PO’ed is an adrenaline-pumping first-person space shooter that features gameplay elements inspired by generational powerhouses DOOM and QUAKE. PO’ed...
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( 7 Reviews )

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Nightdive Studios, ...
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Windows 10 (64-bit required), Intel or AMD Dual-Core at 2.0 GHz, 2 GB, GPU with DirectX 11 or Vulkan...
Description

 

FRIGGIN' ALIENS! They hijacked your ship and kidnapped your shipmates. IT'S ENOUGH TO GET A GUY...PO'ED!

 

Originally released in 1995, PO’ed is an adrenaline-pumping first-person space shooter that features gameplay elements inspired by generational powerhouses DOOM and QUAKE. PO’ed: Definitive Edition spices up the classic 1995 shooter with updated visuals, antialiasing, increased framerate and redefined controls, and up to 4K 144 FPS performance.

 

 

 

DON'T JUST GET MAD, GET PO'ED!

 

Your ship has been overrun by aliens. Your comrades-in-arms have been annihilated and your soufflé has been ruined! What do you do? Grab your jetpack and rocket launcher and fry those suckers! PO'ed features 16 of the baddest, maddest and most unattractive monsters in the galaxy. Rock-throwing ogres, plasma-shooting robots, giant bats ... and walking butts!

 

Don't look now, but they are all looking for something to eat. Could it be you?

 

PO'ed pushes first person action games to new heights! Fly through 25 spectacular 3D environments while battling vicious alien creatures. Select from a vast arsenal of weapons, including the Power Drill and the Meat Seeker. Prepare yourself for the most action-packed, fast-paced, adrenaline-pumping, infinite directional 3D gaming experience of your life!

 

 

PO’ed: Definitive Edition Key Features:

 

  • A plate full of quality-of-life features to enhance the gameplay and fix bugs present in the original game (which can be toggled off).
  • Wet your whistle with Widescreen support to HUD and other on-screen graphics to work with widescreen.
  • A new delicious difficulty mode added for hardcore players
  • 15 appetizing achievements.
  • A dash of Localization support for English, French, Italian, German, and Spanish.
  • Total freedom! Cruise on foot or fly with your jetpack through 25 wild 3D environments.
  • Features 16 of the baddest, maddest and most unaffectionate monsters in the galaxy.

1995-2024 ™ and © Any Channel, Inc. Night Dive Studios and its logo are registered trademarks of Night Dive Studios, Inc. KEX Engine and its logo are registered trademarks of Night Dive Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Posted on: January 20, 2025

ThaGreatChill

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One of the worst FPS I ever played

Is there anything redeeming in this atrocity of a "game"? If you didnt play this ( like me) atrocity when It originally released, do yourself a big favor and leave this alone. Controls are very bad, but I guess its like that already in the code. Floors dont even have textures and the 3D surroundings look like a bad joke compared to vanilla Doom (1993) but this game came out in 1995! No seriously, the original Doom wipes the floor with this. The level designer must have been a rookie. If you play this "game" you ve been asking youself all the time, if this is a joke. The enemies all have seizures because the animation/sprite work is so weak. The wall textures ( if they even bothered to use textures) look almost like ms paint drawings. The problem is not that the textures are sooo low (32x32 ???) Its the art style that is really bad. The ladders look worser than in an 8bit console game and thats saying a lot. The sound design is bad too. What did I expect? Its so bad you turn it off after a few minutes. Enemies just walk mindless to the player. Or not. The bunnylike woman in stage 2 dont even bother. The projectiles just shot at the player. This is amateur coding in an amateur game. The best thing bout the game is the weapon sprite. No really. Played stage 1 and 2. Saw 2 weapons. The product is crap. Another example that its not that easy to replicate the Doom formula, like they thought to make an easy dime. I have the steam version. But i regret it. Why play this when you can play a dozen of awesome FPS Dont let it fool you by story and artwork. Its so bad, Corridor 7 is a masterpiece compared to this. And thats saying a lot.


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