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Nope Nope Nurses

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3.9/5

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3.9

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Nope Nope Nurses
Description
Hospital ≠ hospitality...?! Yamada is afflicted with a rare condition that makes his life hard, and when he manages to break bones in both his hands too, he ends up on a medical bed with beautiful nurses tending to his every need. Make no mistake, though—these nurses are vicious and no love sparks f...
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3.9/5

( 4 Reviews )

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Product details
2021, Dark One!, ...
System requirements
Multi-core 1.0GHz, VRAM 128MB, Version 9.0c, 2 GB available space, PCM (DirectSound support), 1280×7...
DLCs
Nope Nope Nurses UNRATED
Time to beat
4 hMain
-- Main + Sides
4 h Completionist
4 h All Styles
Description

Hospital ≠ hospitality...?! 

Yamada is afflicted with a rare condition that makes his life hard, and when he manages to break bones in both his hands too, he ends up on a medical bed with beautiful nurses tending to his every need. 
Make no mistake, though—these nurses are vicious and no love sparks fly... Will young Yamada leave the hospital with his sanity intact?

CHARACTERS

 
"Begrudging Nurse" Tachibana 
Voice: Mirau 

Serious, responsible, and excellent at her job. However, after being stuck between difficult management and inexperienced juniors for so long, her expression is as austere as her gaze is icy—even to her patients and colleagues. Tachibana's compassion and love for nursing have all but faded, and she attends to Yamada in a brisk, soulless manner, driven only by her stubborn sense of duty. 

 
"Insidious Nurse" Kurokawa 
Voice: Hikaru Isshiki 

Sneaky and self-deprecating, Kurokawa is quick to bow and scrape when caught out, but is equally adept at bad-mouthing others the second they're not in the room. A self-proclaimed "trash human" with a penchant for petty revenge on all rivals, real or imagined. Avoids confronting people she sees as more powerful, but revels in bullying the weak. This nurse also loves to play the victim card—and believes all her own nonsense, too. Suspects Yamada to be fellow trash and thus a potential ally. 

 
"Violent Nurse" Yamaguchi 
Voice: Misaki Kamishiro 

Former teen delinquent with a mean violent streak and obvious anger management issues—Yamaguchi is keen to let her fists do the talking for her. Perhaps due to her rough past, she doesn't take well to perceived slights and has a problem with following orders. Underneath, she's a hopeless romantic, although this softer side is never directed at Yamada. 

 
"Demotivational Nurse" Hiramatsu 
Voice: Elena Kaibara 

Chronically lazy and unmotivated. Slacks off every chance she gets unless constantly supervised. Hiramatsu is thoroughly apathetic and indifferent, not least when tending to Yamada's needs. She gives off a languid anti-work aura wherever she goes, and takes her sweet time getting anything done. Sports a consistently sloppy and unkempt appearance. About the only time this nurse perks up is when she's been drinking.

FEATURES

  • A visual novel about a hospital where all the nurses are the worst 
    Full Japanese voice acting by seasoned professionals

This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages or may not be appropriate for viewing at work.


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System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
4 hMain
-- Main + Sides
4 h Completionist
4 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2021-04-30T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
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Size:
387 MB

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Languages
English
audio
text
中文(简体)
audio
text
中文(繁體)
audio
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日本語
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Posted on: February 17, 2024

ion00

Games: 753 Reviews: 5

Very well written for a nukige!

This VN was way better than I thought it would be. I must admit I tried it out based on the wacky premise alone. Poor Yamada-kun suffers from a terrible disease where he has to coom every 3 hours or he dies! As luck would have it he manages to break both his hands and now he's forced to stay in a hospital room with his hands bandaged until they heal. Luckily for him the hospital is staffed with sexy nurses who are, if not willing, at least able to help him with his cooming problem. Did I say lucky? This guy has landed in femdom hell! These bîtches are bad to the bone. Will MC-kun survive with his dick intact long enough until his hands are healed and is discharged from the hospital? Read this riveting kinetic novel to find out! In case you couldn't tell already, this is a fetish novel through and through. The thing is, even if you're like me and you're not particularly into this fetish, the writing present here is easily heads and shoulders above your average eroge. While the plot itself is not all that original, what makes this novel stand out is the quality of the characters present here, and the excellent performance performance that the voice actresses put out here. You can tell that all of the women had an absolute blast interpreting their roles. This is a kinetic novel, so there are no choices to be had, but that didn't bother me too much. IMO this worked in the novel's favor, as I found that it accentuated Yamada's hopeless situation. This isn't a horror novel per se, but it does give that feel sometimes due to the de-saturated color palette being used and the ominous soundtrack. I enjoyed my time with this one a lot, and I'm definitely going to read the second one, as well as the third one when it eventually comes out. Looks can be deceiving and this novel proved it. I did not expect such quality writing from a mere nukige but there you go. I think that many people could enjoy this even if you aren't into femdom. PS: fck the character limit on this site


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Posted on: September 24, 2024

Binak

Verified owner

Games: 232 Reviews: 3

Terror, erotic terror

I am not an expert at eroge games, the last ones I played before this one were Doki Doki Literature Club, a… “special” kind of game, and Katawa Shujo, a sensible exploration of disabilities. This one is... different... The premise sounds funny, enticing, even, but instead, it does revert the tropes and turns it into a nightmare. The story is divided by the “service” of 4 different nurses, each bringing a different terror (except, arguably, the last one), and works around a main problem: the protagonist, Yamada, is trapped, he has nowhere to go, no one to talk to, and he needs the “help” of the nurses, and, in my opinion, this creates the horror of hopeless, of being trapped at the mercy of terrible people that hate you with all their being, who will use you, who will torture you, or at best, don’t care about you. And his body will be the first to betray him again and again. I found the second nurse, Kurokawa, the most disturbing of them all, as she will force the protagonist to do several horrible things (even more disturbing, is that the protagonist admits despite himself how terrified he is to be caught, not about what they have done), and then unravel her utter madness into him. If you are into erotic psychological torture, this will be your game. It is not mine, but gets 5 stars from me for how they reverted a trope and a common fantasy to turn it into… this. These are not the worst nurses, they are the worst people.


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Posted on: June 14, 2025

Saint_Krishna

Verified owner

Games: 24 Reviews: 2

For Masochists

Kinetic Novel- No choices The art is good, the voice acting superb, and the story is pretty non-existent. What's interesting is the relationship between the characters. This is a Nukige, but the story gets oddly interesting towards the end. If you're into being abused by women, this is for you.


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Edited on: September 20, 2025

Posted on: September 20, 2025

Darkelve

Verified owner

Games: 61 Reviews: 6

Fantastic, for a small group of people

The story is set in a hospital. The protagonist can't leave it due to certain medical conditions. The gameplay loop is that the protagonist gets verbally, mentally and physically abused by several different nurses, all with their own personalities. The voice acting for the nurses is fantastic. My favorite voice actress here is the one for Kurokawa, the nurse who is probably also the worst 'human'. Fair warning: protagonist gets degraded and dehumanized. You might feel sorry for the protagonist. There's also at least one instance of non-consensual intercourse. Probably best not to take this title too seriously and enjoy the nurses verbally (and physically) abusing the protagonist, if you're into that. Also, you absolutely need the Unrated patch/DLC for this. The art is good, although I personally don't like the way the protagonist is drawn. Music is good and manages to set the mood. It's not a terribly long title, but there's enough content to warrant the asking price, especially on a discount. It's a unique title that's certainly not for everyone, but might be perfect for some.


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