Posted on: August 22, 2024
YohanVelho
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AWSOME GAME
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Noita
Description
Noita is a magical action roguelite set in a world where every pixel is physically simulated. Fight, explore, melt, burn, freeze and evaporate your way through the procedurally generated world using spells you've created yourself. Explore a variety of environments ranging from coal mines to freezing wastelands while delving deeper in search for unknown mysteries.
Noita is being developed by Nolla Games, a company set up by 3 indie developers, all of whom have worked on their own projects in the past.
The three gents in question are:
Petri Purho
Petri is best known as the creator of Crayon Physics Deluxe. In his youth he also made a lot tiny freeware games. He has also made a bunch of board games, but he hasn't told about it to anyone. So please keep it a secret.
Olli Harjola
Olli released his first commercial game The Swapper in 2013. Besides indie games, he also dabbles in music, live visuals and making programming languages.
Arvi Teikari
Arvi is also known as Hempuli. Over the years he has released a lot of tiny experimental games, so many in fact that he is unaware of all of them. One of the games he remembers making is Baba Is You.
- Pixel-based physics: Every pixel in the world is simulated. Burn, explode or melt anything. Swim in the blood of your foes! Enter a simulated world that is more interactive than anything you've seen before.
- Your own magic: Create new spells as you delve deeper into the caverns. Use magic to crush your enemies and manipulate the world around you.
- Procedurally generated world: Explore a unique world every time you play. Discover new environments as you adventure deeper.
- Action roguelite: Death is permanent and always a looming threat. When you die, don’t despair, use what you’ve learned to get further on your next adventure.
Noita is being developed by Nolla Games, a company set up by 3 indie developers, all of whom have worked on their own projects in the past.
The three gents in question are:
Petri Purho
Petri is best known as the creator of Crayon Physics Deluxe. In his youth he also made a lot tiny freeware games. He has also made a bunch of board games, but he hasn't told about it to anyone. So please keep it a secret.
Olli Harjola
Olli released his first commercial game The Swapper in 2013. Besides indie games, he also dabbles in music, live visuals and making programming languages.
Arvi Teikari
Arvi is also known as Hempuli. Over the years he has released a lot of tiny experimental games, so many in fact that he is unaware of all of them. One of the games he remembers making is Baba Is You.
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26.5 hMain
77 h Main + Sides
118.5 h Completionist
39.5 h All Styles
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Posted on: August 22, 2024
L3pola
Verified ownerGames: 73 Reviews: 1
Just additive
Just play it, get hooked on, lose your job because you want to play it at work... and you still havent gotten past first 4 Biomes
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Posted on: August 22, 2024
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Posted on: August 23, 2024
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Posted on: August 23, 2024
Laupias
Verified ownerGames: 194 Reviews: 1
Best and worst ever
Do you ever feel like you have way too much spare time and not enough stress in your life? If the answer to both was "Yes!", then Noita is the one for you. This game brutally steals your spare time, manages to ruin your day totally, but at the same time, you suddenly realize, that you are going through your 10th "This is the last run" -play. This game is brutal, unfair and painstakingly demoralizing. Miraculously this game is also one the most rewarding games I've ever played. You just get the massive urge to get a bit deeper than in your last run, you want to discover all of the spells, find the (ridiculously) hard hidden secrets and most of all... You want to get revenge for all of your previous (and untimely) deaths. You may experience periods, as long as months, that you can't even stand the idea of playing this game, but eventually you'll return and start another run. And another. And another. And another... Massive recommendations for this game and I also love the new updates that always bring something nice new things... and new horrible ways to die. BUY THIS!
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