Legend of Keepers: Prologue

I get to be a dungeon keeper for monster?! O.O How awesome is that! Finally a game with that dynamic. :D Except it's not engaging in any way. D: + I get to manage monster and they look interesting, but that's the only plus. - There's no lore invested into them anywhere. And no story whatsoever. You can just have runs for a score or a custum run where you adjust settings freely. - The training part has good voice acting , but it's dropped in the actual game. Heck at least a narrator would give the game some life blood it desperately needs. - There's no real tutorial and nothing is really explained. - There's a bunch of curancies and I'm still not sure what some of them even do - you get gold when you defeat adventures and blod if you kill them and tears if you scare them. - Events you can select are randomly generated in no real order: adventurers for battles, merchant to get new monsters, alchemist to convert one curreny to another, engineer to upgrade your traps, "Event ?" for meaningless random stuff you just read and accept - some have choices, but it's nothing meanigful; and other minor things. - The battles are so dry and boring: there's just selecting what monster will be placed where and what attack they'll use, you can check the hero's stats before battle, but not abilities. Even the animations are lackluster: monster A does this, hero 1 does this and so on with nothing to be remotely cool or actually entertaiming and that's supposed to be the height of the game. :( - Mostly the monsters will die frequently and lose morale (each as a gurge and they can't be used for a while if it gets to 0) and you have to manage keeping them active or letting them rest in the garrison. - You can upgrade your monsters and boss monster, but you don't get any choice over what can be upgraded and how, there's no skill tree, just randomness you can't impact. Guess I'll have to wait for anohter game to let me manage monsters with an actual story. :(