Posted on: October 10, 2022

JMayer70
Verified ownerGames: 504 Reviews: 211
It's an ancient platformer......
so it's pretty bad, weren't they all? China Miner anyone? - graphics are merely average even by it's 1992 standards. - SFX are typical of the first generation sampled and midi SFX in PC, couresty of the earliest SoundBlaster cards. Ie they are short, sharp and like listening to badly tuned radio - music isn't bad, except for the instrument sounds themselves, for the same reasons as above - controls are primitive, and awful - gameplay is annoying, as it is with most platformers, more so with old 8 and 16 bit era examples - Jill herself was really just a pathetic attempt to grab the attention of zit squeezing teenagers of the time - and we're all in our 40's and 50's now and should be duly embarassed about that! I'm also embarassed to say I did play through the entire first freeware episode I acquired in the early 90s - and even slightly enjoyed it. Not so here in my twilight years! This is one that is best to leave in the past, even if GOG are giving it away for nothing. The curse of fanboi negrepping seems to be prevalent with all 1 and 2 stars reviews here as well. I know fanbois are extremely moronic sad cases, but to be negrepping bad reviews for this game, whilst posrepping shit like "iz jill" as long a it has 5-stars attached, well this is a new fanboi low! GFY fanbois.
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