Posted on: April 29, 2013

Adam Golden
Verified ownerGames: 289 Reviews: 1
E.P.I.C. W.I.N.!
so, tbh I had a few drinks now, *shrug* whatver, i'm still drinking, wanna write this quick and post, then play it some more hahaha... so, you're basically a dude who's going places from messages from your answering machine. you hop in the car, it loads a stage (in a cool and retro way), then you go from floor to floor at the places taking out whoever would take you out - nothing wrong with that!? I mean, maybe you walk in all peaceful-like, but some a**hole jumps you - but who cares, press R and immediately start again on the same floor!! aaaand other useful info... you collect masks, like to wear on your "missions", and each have a different "perk", such as more weapons, or spotting secrets, etc. go all stealthy with like knives and pipes and bats, nobody outside line of sight gets alerted. or grab a shottie or an AK (or whatever they are) and they all come running, which is cool too, messy pile collecting at the door hahaha... yeah. BLAM! take that, you f*n sprite! so, if you liked original GTA, this is like an indoors GTA. grab weapons. take out people who think you're an enemy - no moral dilemma, just hit R - those bastards started it, so take 'em out! oh, and you get to collect girls - at least one, I carried from this place, she had needle on the bed, she was passed out. then at start of later missions she was on my bed, hell yeah! I didn't see a needle by her bed in my place but, there was something on the floor, maybe a bucket to puke in *shrug* somethin'.. lol
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