Homeworld® Remastered Collection

Beat’s Blitzkrieg Synopsis: The mightiest Karen ever conceived launches an interstellar crusade to destroy a galactic empire for fulfilling its contractual obligations. A Headin’ For Trouble Review by BeatYourHeadIn These days, everyone gets around the galaxy by hyper-3D-printer drives. Everyone except filthy Exiles that is! This awesome techgizmology lets you and your mothership travel faster-than-laserjet to anywhere there is a Taiidazon Entanglement Center; which is everywhere now. However, Taiidazon Imperial Enterprises Incorporated obviously cannot tolerate any competitors since, as we all know, competition is a sin. Thus, unlawful users of hyper3Dspace printers will be severely punished. Since you are in violation of Taiidan-Kushan Treaty 9.54D Section 2e, you, Kushan Exile sewer scum, have been found guilty of 3rd Dimension Premeditated Teleprinting and, by order of His Holy Emperorness, The Emperor, Emperor of the Taiidan Empire, your planet has been scheduled for demolition to make room for a new Taiidazon Entanglement Center. You have two hours to file an appeal with the manager of the nearest Galactic Council regional branch. Have a nice day! Signed, Taii Dan Magi Strate the Third, Taiidan Magistrate of the Taiidan Galactic Rim Territories. Oh, Karen Sajette will be talking to the manager, all right. Have you ever seen the movie Payback? Let’s just say she talks herself all the way to the top of the hierarchy of managers and arrives at the galactic capital of flocking birds and beaches with weather stations. Homeworld Remastered Collection is interesting. In that I don’t like it. Why the thumbs up then, Beat!? Just you shush, dear readers! I’ll get to that later. (Continued) Read the full review on Ko-fi.com: https://ko-fi.com/headinfortrouble Headin' For Trouble Steam Curator: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/41231829/