Posted on: August 11, 2017
jackpaice
Games: 21 Reviews: 1
Fuck this game. I love it.
I fucking hate this game. That sorta hatred you only get from something that is incredibly, viciously cruel and punishing and downright sadistic in design. You can go a number of hours, in the beginning, without feeling this hatred, and you'll be forgiven for it. It starts off quite mildly. But the further you go along in this journey to fucking hell, you find that all the things you have ever hated, ever, have been compiled by two fucking sadists into this game. And yet, I fucking love this game. Forgive the excess in F bombs, but this game brings that out of me. It is masterfully done, beautiful and elegant, tight in its controls, and intriguing in its lore and story. I can't wait to play it when I'm not in my leisure hours and everytime I start the game, I feel something warm and fuzzy inside. And then that feeling turns right back into hatred and vile rage. Because, for some reason, they saw it fit to make this game the most punishing thing you'll ever play (this is an exaggeration but go with it). Why are there so few save points. Why are you punished so hard for failing such hardcore platforming and such tanky and difficult bosses? Why must I traverse the map countless times back to the place I just died, only to redo it a few seconds later because, YEAH, I FUCKING DIED AGAIN!? None of it matters because this game is the best game ever. I know it's an exaggeration, go with it!! I recommend this game to anyone who wants to play it, any one who doesn't want to play, and all their fucking dogs. Fuck you Team Cherry. I love you. P.S.: I apologise for the cursing. It comes from a deep, emotional place. Much love, GOG <3 --A hateful gamer
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