Heroes of Might and Magic® 2: Gold

Game asks for CD (DRM-Free), Lacks some language versions that where originaly available. Not working at all on 5 computers out of 7 I tried it on. I have over 110 games now on GOG and most of them HAVE DRM are not working at all or are partialy broken. I was sceptical towards digital distribution therefore I have no other Steam/Ubi/... account and chosen GOG for no DRM and simple no internet required installer but it still seems that GOG is the same type of greedy theaves like other platforms. 30+ yearas old games for 10+ Euro, openly lying about DRM-Free content and tons of unfinished/buggy/no-efort half-products sold for full price. Never again, call me whatever you like, I won't buy any game from now on, only pirated content if I'll want to play something so much. And instead getting on with politics and hipocritic "supporting" lgbtq community everywhere but not in arabic or comunistic countries you all should focus on creating finished high quality products.

Rosy glasses though? No I am not wearing any. I am a VERI-fucking-FIED owner of some 260 "good old games" here. Some are GOOD. Am I playing any? Not really. Hoping to play? Hoping to recapture the good old days one day when I don't have to slave what remains of my life away for rent and useless shit? YA!!! You BETCHA! Wishful thinking that. I'd played King's Bounty games first. Loved them. Then, I thought, hey, all that HOMM awesomeness bypassed me somehow when I was some 30 years younger, so let me try it... So I've tried it. IT SUCKS The tooted music? Try Baldur's Gate soundtrack (better yet King's Bounty soundtrack) and stick that HOMM soundtrack CD up your know what. How's the GAME though? Here's how: Choose the "kindly" brother's story. Get quest to pacify all nearby tribes. Get 3 Boar and 9 Halfligns for the army. Get killed. Reload. Go looking for gems and gold, dig through the ground. Do that for a dozen turns. Get a lot of gold, treasure and shit. Drink from a fountain. Get blessing. Kiss a Statue get luck. Pick a fight. Die. Reload. Go back to Castle. Yay! Can hire 8 more Halflings. Repeat above (except no more luck from kissing Statue) and no effect from the fountain. Try ANY battle again. Die. Nothing more to loot, dig or kiss or suck or drink on the map. Back to Castle. Turn, Turn, Turn. Hire 8 more Halflings. Try again. Die. Say: FUcK!!! $hitt!! Try to Turn-Turn again, no more Halflings to hire. An ENEMY ARMY emerges. It kills EVERYTHING that had KILLED YOUR army without breaking a sweat... Spit at your screen. Uninstall.