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Army Men II

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4.1/5

( 16 Reviews )

4.1

16 Reviews

English
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Army Men II
Description
Army Men II, the sequel to the best-selling title Army Men, takes plastic toy soldier warfare into the kitchen, bedroom, front yard, and garage. Once again Sarge will lead his heroic Green forces into head-melting, plastic-body-part-exploding, combat mayhem; only this time the battle is for control...
Genre:
Strategy - Real-time - Tactical
Tags:
Strategy, Classic, Tactical, Real-Time
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4.1/5

( 16 Reviews )

4.1

16 Reviews

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Product details
1999, The 3DO Company, ESRB Rating: Everyone...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 1.4 GHz, 512 MB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0...
Time to beat
4 hMain
-- Main + Sides
-- Completionist
4 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Description
Army Men II, the sequel to the best-selling title Army Men, takes plastic toy soldier warfare into the kitchen, bedroom, front yard, and garage. Once again Sarge will lead his heroic Green forces into head-melting, plastic-body-part-exploding, combat mayhem; only this time the battle is for control of the kitchen sink!
  • Crazy weapons: magnifying glasses and spray cans complement your traditional arsenal.
  • Plastic warfare's finest hour: nothing's as fun as melting Tan troops into puddles of plastic!
  • The kitchen campaigns: toy soldier warfare moves to the kitchen, bedroom, front yard, and garage!

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System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Recommended system requirements:

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY



Windows 8 compatibility notice: DirectPlay must be installed in order to play.

Recommended system requirements:

ACCEPTANCE OF END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY



Windows 8 compatibility notice: DirectPlay must be installed in order to play.

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
4 hMain
-- Main + Sides
-- Completionist
4 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Strategy - Real-time - Tactical
Tags:
Strategy, Classic, Tactical, Real-Time
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
{{'1999-03-22T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
Company:
The 3DO Company / 2K Games
Size:
559 MB
Links:
Forum discussion
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Everyone (Animated Violence)
Game features
Single-player
Languages
English
audio
text
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User reviews

Posted on: June 16, 2025

Forgotten_Legacy

Verified owner

Games: 182 Reviews: 13

Amazing classic but no multiplayer

The GOG version doesn't have multiplayer for some dumb reason. It had offline play against bots so no reason for them not to find a CD key workaround. Other than that great classic. If you can find your old CD there is a way for multiplayer to work.

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Posted on: September 9, 2016

foba_mailman

Verified owner

Games: 509 Reviews: 2

A good game to play again

Very best sequel of Army men. if you like first one - buy it and go to your 90s.

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Posted on: September 9, 2016

arthurjames

Games: 30 Reviews: 2

Best Nightmare fuel game EVER!

Still remember after playing zombie mission then died, watched You Lose scene, immediately cry and not playing this game for 1 week when I was 5. Lol, good times, good times...... E for Effed Up! I like it! Nostalgial Nightmare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9doT02nWzSM Decided to buy when I add more money into my account, I'll wishlist first.

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