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An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs

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3.5/5

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3.5

1 Review

English
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An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
Description
An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game with a very long name. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock p...
Genre:
Adventure - Visual Novel - Fantasy
Tags:
Adventure, Fantasy, Story Rich, Exploration, First-Person, show 9 more... Casual, Funny, Sandbox, Visual Novel, Family Friendly, Emotional, Surreal, Walking Simulator, Dog
Critics reviews
29 %
Recommend
User reviews

3.5/5

( 1 Review )

3.5

1 Review

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Product details
2021, Strange Scaffold, ...
System requirements
Windows 10; 64-bit, @ 2 GHz, 4 GB RAM, Intel HD Graphics 2000, 3 GB available space, Please., It's n...
Time to beat
5 hMain
5 h Main + Sides
6 h Completionist
5.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Description

An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game with a very long name. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock photo dogs as you attempt to stay in touch with the person you love, when you both live your lives on the go!

 

  • Bribe Dog, the dog who loves bribes. 
  • Secrets scattered across a universe of large, simulated airports, complete with timetables and flight cancellations. 
  • Awkward conversations with your canine fellow passengers. 
  • An alien language you can translate, to discover the bad jokes dogs write when humans aren't around. 
  • A cup of coffee larger than your body. 
  • A cup of coffee larger than a building. 
  • Spray cans you can use to cocoon the building-sized coffee monolith with festive colors before drinking it in a single gulp. 
  • A healthy long-distance relationship. 
  • An infinite number of hands that you can use to pet any dog, at any time.


I'd really like to explain more, but the game is called An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. Or, Dog Airport Game, if you're tired. It already explains everything. Any further words (and we've used a lot) are meaningless. Pulling these sentences from the void only adds to a debt I cannot pay. 

Buy my Dog Airport Game. 
Please.

© 2021 Strange Scaffold

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
5 hMain
5 h Main + Sides
6 h Completionist
5.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Adventure - Visual Novel - Fantasy
Tags:
Adventure, Fantasy, Story Rich, Exploration, First-Person, show 9 more... Casual, Funny, Sandbox, Visual Novel, Family Friendly, Emotional, Surreal, Walking Simulator, Dog
Works on:
Windows (10, 11)
Release date:
{{'2021-05-25T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Company:
Strange Scaffold / Strange Scaffold
Size:
1 GB
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Languages
English
audio
text
Critics reviews
62
Top Critic Average
29 %
Critics Recommend
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Posted on: March 19, 2025

kazkibii

Games: 2 Reviews: 1

For the price...

I'm sorry, but $20 for a very short, very tedious game that looks like it was made on roblox is just unacceptable. I am all for really unique, stylized games but this is just a bit lazy and feels more like a half hearted cash grab.

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