Time Commando

i got this game from a pinata.... i feel i would have been better off playing with the shattered remains of the digital pinata. this game is digital suicide. i've never even heard of it. if you like clawing your own eyes out and placing hot coles in the sockets then this is the game for you!

At least the dumbest game on GOG. If this game were free, I would delete it after playing it once. I could analyze how and why this game blows on every single level, but suffice it to say, you don'y want this game. It sucks. BIG TIME. I am suspicious about all these good reviews. I am beginning to think that they were written by those marketing shills that get paid to write good reviews for things that otherwise do nothing to earn them. Knowing games like this exist is the reason I buy games on sale - I know I could get stuck with really crapy games that I do not want to play, and are not worth a single kilobyte of storage space on my Macbook Air. So, to sum up: This. Game. Blows.

Shortly, if you are calling yourself a true PC Gamer, you MUST play it!